28 Days Later…


I was skeptical that this latest flick featuring zombies would do anything for me. Zombies by and large don’t freak me out much. Not that I’d invite one over for dinner any time soon. They just aren’t fascinating creatures.

28 Days Later… featured a new breed of zombie. A breed I call the Rage Zombie. The main difference between Rage Zombies and Foot Sliders(eat your brains zombies) is speed. Foot Sliders will take hours to catch up to you once they know you’re around. Rage Zombies will run your shit down in minutes. Hell, seconds.

The other thing is Foot Sliders are already dead and want to eat your brains. I can appreciate that. You know what they want and what they’ll do to achieve their goals. RZ’s are, more or less, alive. And the only thought they have on their minds is to beat the living hell out of you. Fire doesn’t stop them. Lost limbs don’t faze them. The only way to stop them is to beat the shit out of them first or run, which I only recommend if you’re an olympic athlete.

On the other hand the humans in 28 Days Later are not lacking in the bestial capacity either. If you want to know more about their long, arduous, and excellent journey I suggest you watch the flick.
-Groonk