Coming Soon to Your 2008 Theaters


All of you lazy Home Theater watching bastards can sit there and suck it.

I’m venturing outside to brave the traffic and cell phones and sticky floors and talky bastards. That’s what *real* movie watching is all about. After visiting PnP for the first time in 2008, my watch list grew to supermassive proprtions. I won’t get around to all of them, I’m sure, but I’ll give it the old college try.

Which means twice in my case.

This list is in no particular order. My “Most Interested In” films are linked and bolded:

IRON MAN
INKHEART (“Gollum” as a crafty Big Bad. yes!)
THE DARK KNIGHT (Damn skippy, I’m watching this!)
CLOVERFIELD
JUMPER
PRINCE CASPIAN
INDIANA JONES (and the forgetful long ass title They named the dog Indiana, you know?)
HARRY POTTER (and the shortened to shallowness plot)
WALL-E (Maybe. The trailers are not winnin’ any prizes.)
STAR TREK (Might as well.)
SWEENEY TOOD
HULK (Even though I dug Ang Lee’s version alright enough.)
HELLBOY’s GOLDEN ARMY
WANTED (Even though I feel it will suck beyond all measure.)
PERSEPOLIS (As mentioned before.)

POWER OF THE DARK CRYSTAL (?!? OMG I’ve got to see that! Marked for 2009 though)

SUKIYAKI WESTERN DJANGO (East and West. Swords and Guns. Yes and when?)

TEETH (How I missed TEETH in 2007 I do not know. Just look at its trailer. Scary!)

I read there may be a new HAMLET coming to theaters in 08. I’ve mentioned before that the older I get, the more I like Shakespeare. Someone needs to make up for that horror that Mel Gibson did back in the 90s.

Kenneth Branagh, will you not save us…again?