Groonkly Bits: Six Worded Stories


Hemingway once wrote a six worded story(“For sale: baby shoes, never worn.”) and called it his greatest work ever.

Wired Magazine had a few other authors to try their hands at it.

My top nine favorites of the bunch are below:

Epitaph: He shouldn’t have fed it.
– Brian Herbert

Gown Removed Carelessly. Head, less so.
– Joss Whedon

With bloody hands, I say good-bye.
– Frank Miller

Bush told the truth. Hell froze.
– William Gibson

It cost too much, staying human.
– Bruce Sterling

I’m dead. I’ve missed you. Kiss … ?
– Neil Gaiman

The baby’s blood type? Human, mostly.
– Orson Scott Card

Kirby had never eaten toes before.
– Kevin Smith

Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time
– Alan Moore

Heart missing. He decided to lie.
– Groonk