Doro Bush Koch is a name that inspires amusement in me.
Have you ever noticed in damn near every full shot picture, moving or otherwise, that the current president takes, he’s stock still and non-reactionary. Mountains could fall around him. Civilization could tumble into nothingness. Hell, a bird could fly into his head and he would have the same stock-still stance. Look at the above. Everyone else is like, “Woah, lady, Wtf!” While he’s all, “Lah Dee Dah. Wasted booze sucks.”
I have a theory.
He’s a robot. The lead robot monkey. An automaton put in placed in power and programmed to “lead.”
Think about it. He’s always on message. He always has this air of non-human-ness about him. His public speaking is more stunted than a James T Kirk convention.
He IS the robot revolution come to subjugate us ALL.
It’s just a theory.
(photo cred:
AP Photo/Lawrence Jackson)
(photo people:
l-r: President Bush, ex President George HW Bush, Northrop Grumman’s Mike Petters, and Doro Bush Koch)
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