I'm Mayor of Jaynestown


Back off you filthy Mudders.

Your results:
You are Jayne Cobb (Mercenary)

Jayne Cobb (Mercenary)
75%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)
65%
Alliance
55%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic)
50%
Derrial Book (Shepherd)
50%
Wash (Ship Pilot)
50%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command)
45%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic)
40%
A Reaver (Cannibal)
35%
River (Stowaway)
30%
Inara Serra (Companion)
15%
Although you can be a good fighter
and good at protecting others
you are not very bright sometimes.


Click here to take the Serenity Firefly Personality Test



I am the Jedi Fcuking Master


Haven’t done one of these in a long bit.

(via 7d)



Insomania


Pronounced: in-so-mania

Insomania is what you get when you can’t sleep. Marathon-class insleepability.

So many things to get done in the morning and no way to put your body to bed. Soon I’ll be operating movie theaters in the wee hours of the night and splicing Egyptian pictogram porn into local releases of MI:III. It could only help that schlock.

I’ll then form an army. Malcontents they will all be. We’ll spread across the land like a plague. The locust variety. We’ll eat your food. Sleep in your beds. We’ll borrow your car and bring it back on empty. Not even enough fuel to reach the gas station one block away.

Then we’ll move on.

We’ll trash your hummers. Sharpie moustaches on your pets. We’ll laugh at your woes and call your very lives insignificant in the eyes of the great god GORGO. We’ll have fun on levels unknown to man or God.

I know all of this because Groonk knows this.



Something to do


It’s a bit like the Matrix.

You have to see it for yourself.

Unlike The Matrix the third act is a bit clearer and more straightforward in reasoning.

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Cheesy? Sure.

Bored outta my skull. Abso-fucking-lutely.



Riddle me this…


I’m not a big fan of riddles. But this one amused for all of 2 minutes and I need some filler while I balance the real world with the interwub.

A part of the bird.
That is not in the sky.
Which can swim in the ocean,
And always stay dry.

Answer after the jump…



"He's no good to me dead."




This Journal is worth…



My blog is worth $1,693.62.
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My Heart IS Klingon


Wheaton took a ‘Which sci fi or fantasy character are you?’ test and turned out to be Capt John Sheridan.

I took that sucker and was classified Worf status.

Which Fantasy/SciFi Character Are You?

A somber tactician who keeps emotional flares in check, you bravely refuse to back down when fighting for matters of honor.

Perhaps today is a good day to die!

I’m down with that. But I wouldn’t have minded being President of the Alliance.

Although Jadzia Dax was hella finer than Ambassador Delenn



Evangelion's on Adult Swim…


…and I’m celebrating the best way I can.


Which Evangelion Child Are You?



Nerd, Dork or Geek?


I am nerdier than 58% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!

The other test I took said:

You scored higher than 45% on nerdiness
You scored higher than 60% on geekosity
You scored higher than 21% on dork points

Modern, Cool Nerd

Nerds didn’t use to be cool, but in the 90’s that all changed. It used to be that, if you were a computer expert, you had to wear plaid or a pocket protector or suspenders or something that announced to the world that you couldn’t quite fit in. Not anymore. Now, the intelligent and geeky have eked out for themselves a modicum of respect at the very least, and “geek is chic.” The Modern, Cool Nerd is intelligent, knowledgable and always the person to call in a crisis (needing computer advice/an arcane bit of trivia knowledge). They are the one you want as your lifeline in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (or the one up there, winning the million bucks)!