Groonkly Bits

• RT @seanbonner 10 most annoying things people do on twitter http://su.pr/1CQXJr 13:04:33
• [blog] Robot Envy: Humanity's Doom Hastens, 2 Robots Suck Face on Camera: http://ping.fm/IhSqK 05:39:34
• RT @TwainToday The difference between the right word & the almost right word is the difference between lightning & a lightning bug.~Twain 02:00:45

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• catching up on @davesalmoni's Into the Pride series. the lion's in the bush are angry #fb 12:48:08
• what? Wil Wheaton is evil-Hardison on Leverage?? Yes! 21:16:03
• well damn. the Westworld 3rd act chase scene is Terminator beat for beat. right down to the music! Cameron! you cheater! 20:44:20

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• MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS?!? wtf, SyFy! that "movie" choice may be too much awesome for even you to handle. #fb 13:02:01
• [blog] Dino Detritus: And iPhones Will Ride on the Backs of Dinosaurs: http://ping.fm/hXn8S 05:23:16
• [blog] Tuesday Tease: The Big Bang Explained, Simply: http://ping.fm/bLbbb 20:30:17
• lol late nite tweet RT @GeekyWhiteGuy: Raargghh!!! Hulk get mad!!! Hulk get strong!!! Raarrgghhhh!!! (nsfw) http://bit.ly/3SA6HK 20:15:29
• for: @C_duncan RT @AlanBaxter Ten H P Lovecraft websites you should visit! http://bit.ly/s06pb #cthulhu 17:23:10
• #freedhopsintobelly returns! TommyKnocker Imperial. A bit nutty. A bit fruity. Is good and sippy. http://twitpic.com/fap76 17:18:22

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• On My Bits: Flashback to "wardrobe malfunctions" and the days when @adultswim was worth a damn http://www.groonk.net/bits/?p=1735 12:34:02
• so what do you have for me today my lovely Internet Antelopes? 11:51:30
• realized the more I see Edward Norton's INCREDIBLE HULK, the more I *like* it. despite Liv Tyler's weak performance #fb 22:25:39
• addition: so funny when my Internet persona is unknown in meatspace. even though we're always one and the same. 21:01:18
• Chuck Pahlaniuk, one of my top 5 writing mentors was so right. go out. live. write about it. so simple. I forget, every time. 20:58:43

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action shot :: still life

In the not-so-distant past, I dabbled with animation. The times were young an frivolous. My experimentation was with animated gifs. Sure it was crude and sort of cheesy by today’s standards. Hell, it was cheesy back then. The only way you can grow is to expand and visit new shores.

The time was the Super Bowl XXXVIII halftime show. You know the thing that no one watches on TV. Ms Jackson sort of exposed a breast to the whole of the USA and parents got their tits in a twist. At the time a friend pondered if the uproar was because of a bare breast or because that bare breast was african american. That’s a debate for another post.

Adult Swim, in their salad days, aired a bump that re-created the scandal in ascii form. This gave me the idea to extend the thought to the next level.

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• thinks @slantsmcgee should know by now that I HAVE THE POWER! *echoes infinitum* http://bit.ly/J0aNd 23:21:58
• who's living the good life now, Mr B? http://bit.ly/fHP4A 23:13:48
• and now we do the Dance of Joy! RT @slantsmcgee: I love YouTube http://bit.ly/10ypY6 23:12:17
• what he said: RT @eggradio: listening to: Cheeseburger "Commin' Home" ♫ http://twt.fm/257841 begging @adultswim to give us Superjail! S2 19:38:25

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• Thanks for the Follow Fridays. I will do whatever it takes to earn your love. Well, not that. Or that… Maybe that. 12:25:55
• watched @TheRealBasterds and found them great and basterdy (translation: they kicked ass!) #inglouriousbasterds #fb 22:01:12
• Kick. Ass! RT @dresdencodak OMG Charlie Darwin shirts! http://bit.ly/20fRG 18:44:56
• grew a wild hair. gonna see @TheRealBasterds in 30 minutes. #fb 18:23:20
• damnit, Jon Stewart! stop having interesting interviews that have me running to Internet 17:43:57
• RT @sevendaggers: is happy the @edgefork @facebook app Thomas and I worked on is live! Go join a #game : http://bit.ly/UbD0c 15:12:44
• just realized the real #beargryllsvsalabama party last night was on a friend's FB. She lives where he ATTACKED http://bit.ly/24ONvv #fb 14:03:54

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• transhumanism,go RT @slantsmcgee Skynet HOLLA http://tinyurl.com/lclr8a IBM has made microchips that replicate DNAlike behavior. we screwed. 19:48:27
• oh snap, when did Snuggies go animal print!? and who's buying them?? #leopard #zebra 18:26:38
• RT @GreatDismal Babelfish steady-state Translation Party: http://www.translationparty.com/ 18:19:11

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• [blog] Look Closer: Exploring DISTRICT 9's Origins in ALIVE IN JOBURG: http://ping.fm/Svbr7 13:37:45
• caught in the rain. thinking like water. http://twitpic.com/ea8kj 12:08:08
• RT @rick_snee: Could cat people be fire fighters? I bet they'd scale the buildings better, but the hoses would scare the shit outta them. 10:24:18
• RT @GreatDismal From whence hurtled the very big death, but never quite: http://bit.ly/IrRhQ Cold War ruins in Nebraska. 20:14:42
• Don Draper, secrets swarm about you like bees on a honeycomb. It's like they have no choice but to find you. #madmen #fb 20:09:27
• wondering how #datemyavatar will win me some awesome contest via @feliciaday 20:02:38

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• becoming embarrassingly excited over MAD MEN returning to TV this Sunday http://bit.ly/1nid6V #fb 11:03:05
• [blog] Honeybees Have a Death Warning Waggle Dance: http://ping.fm/10CUN 10:54:54
• [blog] Les Paul (1915-2009): http://ping.fm/ag3mI 10:23:48
• finds it strange TNT advertises Nancy Grace's new book during the LEVERAGE episode where they battle Grace's expy 07:15:35
• thinks it's too early for this #fb 05:04:03
• RT @gideonyago Register by 8/24 to send text messages to nearest Earthlike planet outside our solar system: http://www.hellofromearth.net 04:41:45
• RT @GeekTyrant Creepy THE FOURTH KIND Movie Trailer – based on the true story of Alien Abductions http://bit.ly/B2Ksj 15:47:50
• and now Les Paul has come and gone. has Thursday become Death Day? is this when life contracts naturally expire? #fb 15:33:02

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