Groonkly Bit



Concerning censorship, how does America compare to the UK?

America compares fairly well. You guys have the First Amendment. You have guaranteed freedom of speech. In England, which is where I come from, you don’t.

We have the Official Secrets Act. The Obscene Publications Act and we have a bunch of customs laws on what can be imported into the country, which was actually framed in the 1880s to cover the importation of dangerous and noxious weeds plants and vegetables. and were rephrased…they added the phrase “or literature”.

Which means that customs can not only seize a noxious book. They can seize all the innocent books in that shipment because they were contaminated by the bad book.

You guys have the First Amendment, which is brilliant! You don’t seem entirely comfortable with it. You’re not quite sure how you got it or what to do with it. But now you got it… it is something very precious and very cool and is something to be fought for.
–Neil Gaiman “Live at the Aladdin: An Evening with Neil Gaiman”




What stands out to me is that the last time something like this hit the Marvel Universe was the Mutant Registration Act back in the 80s.

The Superhero Registration Act. The Mutant Registration Act. Both are concepts that tackle fear and what it means to be free. Both are ideas that gained prominence under long running Republican regimes.

Civil War” provides problems in spades. The story opens with a reckless fight between a novice group of heroes (filming a reality television show) and a cadre of villains. The battle becomes quite literally explosive, killing some of the superheroes and many innocent bystanders. That crystallizes a government movement to register all super-powered beings as living weapons of mass destruction. The subsequent Registration Act will divide the heroes into two camps, one led by Captain America, the other by Iron Man. Along the way, Marvel will unveil its version of Guantánamo Bay, enemy combatants, embedded reporters and more. The question at the heart of the series is a fundamental one: “Would you give up your civil liberties to feel safer in the world?

Comic books have a long history of reacting to or depicting the news. In 1940’s comics, Hitler and Nazi soldiers often battled Marvel’s Captain America and DC’s Superman and the Justice Society. More recently, superheroes have wrestled with poverty in Africa and reacted to losses on Sept. 11. A forthcoming graphic novel will pit Batman against an Al Qaeda threat.

As deeply entangled in current United States politics as the new Marvel series seem, “Civil War” and the accompanying “Front Line” series won’t be written by Americans. Mark Millar, a popular comics writer who is Scottish and lives in Glasgow is writing “Civil War”; Paul Jenkins, a British writer who lives in Atlanta and had a lengthy run on “Spider-Man,” is writing “Front Line.”
(via new york times)

Why didn’t comics of the 1950s reflect more of the political ideas of that time? In the 50s, comics were under attack by a silly man with an even sillier notion that comics, not video games mind you, were harmful to every child’s state of mind. Back then comics were the GTAs, the Medal of Honors, the Resident Evils of the world.

A rating system called the Comics Code Authority was created. This was a completely reactionary tactic by the comics publishers to stay in business. They would censor their own content. The MPAA of the literary world.

Many of their efforts only served to make some scenes even more suggestive. Check out some of Jim Steranko‘s turn on Nick Fury, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. for more on that.

Then in 1971 this happened:

Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Stan Lee was approached by the United States Department of Health, Education, and Welfare to do a comic book story about drug abuse. Lee agreed and wrote a Spider-Man story which portrayed drug use as dangerous and harmful. The CCA refused to approve the story because of the presence of narcotics, deeming the context of the story irrelevant. Lee, with the approval of his boss Martin Goodman, published the story anyway in Amazing Spider-Man #96, without CCA approval. The story was well received and the CCA’s argument for denying its approval was criticized as counterproductive.

So we go from Captain America shield slapping the Third Reich all to hell. We progress to ole Cap being censored. Now in today’s climate, even a comic universe is scrutinized, severely criticized, and sometimes reacted to violently.



Insomania


Pronounced: in-so-mania

Insomania is what you get when you can’t sleep. Marathon-class insleepability.

So many things to get done in the morning and no way to put your body to bed. Soon I’ll be operating movie theaters in the wee hours of the night and splicing Egyptian pictogram porn into local releases of MI:III. It could only help that schlock.

I’ll then form an army. Malcontents they will all be. We’ll spread across the land like a plague. The locust variety. We’ll eat your food. Sleep in your beds. We’ll borrow your car and bring it back on empty. Not even enough fuel to reach the gas station one block away.

Then we’ll move on.

We’ll trash your hummers. Sharpie moustaches on your pets. We’ll laugh at your woes and call your very lives insignificant in the eyes of the great god GORGO. We’ll have fun on levels unknown to man or God.

I know all of this because Groonk knows this.



Groonkly Bit


You can’t deal with my infinite nature can you?
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Huckabees

Or better yet:

How am I not myself?
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Huckabees


Something to do


It’s a bit like the Matrix.

You have to see it for yourself.

Unlike The Matrix the third act is a bit clearer and more straightforward in reasoning.

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Cheesy? Sure.

Bored outta my skull. Abso-fucking-lutely.



There were boundaries after all


It is said that unless you’re pissing somebody off, you’re not doing it right. Ok, that’s not the exact translation but that’s the gist of it.

I recently got an email kindly requesting that I remove a photo from my archives. Which I gladly did. Cause I’m not a total dick. Not today anyways.

What’s really curious is that I was made a contact on Flickr by the offended requester. If you’re offended why return to the offender?

But that doesn’t much matter in the scheme of the world. She was insanely nice about the whole affair. I should probably be 10 shades of embarassing red. I could only manage 2 rather pale versions.



The blah blah of blah blah blah


Still no site access. Can’t decide if I can afford switching to alternate hosting means. Tired of seeing that damn santa hat on the Blog’s masthead interrobang. Tired of the Christmas theme masthead, that I replaced a long bit ago, haunting my pages like overwritten Dickensian prose.. Hate having my noise re-arranged and being virtually powerless to fix it.

I basically hate being powerless.

Anyone who says money doesn’t solve anything has too damn much money on hand and needs to be bitch-slapped raw.

My pimp hand is strong, raised high and ready to strike. Maybe I should be more constructive.

Yes. Constructive would be good.



Groonkly Bit


Prostitutes are useless. They fake their orgasms.
Alfred Kinsey – “Kinsey” speaks on why whores won’t work for his sex study.

Happy Valentines Day, bitches!



The Waiting's the Worst Part


Doing my best to fix things. Can only go so far when you’re not in complete control.

If I post things and everything comes correct, I’ll lose all the things I posted before.

So I wait. And bitch. And email…

In the meantime, enjoy “Loose Bits“. It’s my del.icio.us social bookmark. It holds the extra stuff. The quick jabs. The read-me-laters :



Broken again


Every fucking thing has gone to hell. All my satellite sites are fucked and I’m mad as snakes.

Things will be fixed as soon as I figure out what the hell happened.

-groonk