{"id":8955,"date":"2009-10-30T18:41:41","date_gmt":"2009-10-31T00:41:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/?p=8955"},"modified":"2009-10-30T16:36:30","modified_gmt":"2009-10-30T22:36:30","slug":"random-images-to-damn-your-soul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2009\/10\/random-images-to-damn-your-soul\/","title":{"rendered":"Random Images to Blast Your Soul"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We long forgot where this was found. <\/p>\n<p>Try as we might we <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Cthulhu\" class=\"external external_icon\">can&#8217;t <em>un-see <\/em>it<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/?attachment_id=8957\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-8957\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/r4e2C-444x300.jpg\" alt=\"When Cthulhu comes...\" title=\"When Cthulhu comes...\" width=\"444\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8957\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/r4e2C-444x300.jpg 444w, https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/r4e2C-1024x691.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/r4e2C.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 444px) 100vw, 444px\" \/><br \/> Ph&#8217;nglui mglw&#8217;nafh Cthulhu R&#8217;lyeh wgah&#8217;nagl fhtagn<\/a> <\/div>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong>Awful Movie Halloween Awaits<\/strong><br \/>\nName each fiction an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.octopuspie.com\/cast.php\" class=\"external external_icon\">Octopus Pie character<\/a> is cosplaying and win a prize. And the prize is eternal loneliness.  We can only name two. Our prize is deep inner sadness.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.octopuspie.com\/2009-10-30\/crappy-halloween\/\" class=\"external\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/41Xexd-505x237.png\" alt=\"41Xexd\" title=\"41Xexd\" width=\"505\" height=\"237\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8956\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/41Xexd-505x237.png 505w, https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/41Xexd.png 998w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 505px) 100vw, 505px\" \/><\/a> <br \/>Happy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.octopuspie.com\/2009-10-30\/crappy-halloween\/\" class=\"external external_icon\">Awful Movie Halloween<\/a> via <a href=\"http:\/\/octopuspie.com\" class=\"external external_icon\">Octopus Pie<\/a>&#8216;s <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/granulac\/status\/5298127625\" class=\"external external_icon\">@granulac<\/a><\/div>\n<p><strong>Mod Your Kayak Skills to Fight Zombies<\/strong><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.paddlinginstructor.com\/blog\/88888902\/1903-turn-your-kayak-paddle-into-an-effective-zombie-weapon-how-to.html\" class=\"external\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/thumb_kayak_paddle_zombie_weapon.jpg\" alt=\"Kayak Zombie paddle Weapon\" title=\"Kayak Zombie paddle Weapon\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8962\" \/><\/a> <\/div>\n<blockquote><p>Video game maker, Capcom has just released more information about its upcoming game <a href=\"http:\/\/www.holyfragger.com\/multiplatform\/action\/dead_rising_2\/\" class=\"external external_icon\">Dead Rising 2<\/a>. The concept of the game is pretty basic. Kill more zombies then your friends lest ye become one yourself and suffer the humiliation of your friends incessant teasing.<\/p>\n<p>Like any classic zombie killing game, you have the usual weapons at your disposal including guns and swords but this takes things to the next level by making almost anything at your disposal to be used as a weapon and of course things get crazy. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paddlinginstructor.com\/blog\/88888902\/1903-turn-your-kayak-paddle-into-an-effective-zombie-weapon-how-to.html\" class=\"external external_icon\">One of the more unique \u00e2\u20ac\u0153tools\u00e2\u20ac\u009d at your disposal is a kayak paddle with two chainsaws attached to the blades<\/a>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>A triumphant <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=_ZJQqN9UcKw\" class=\"external external_icon\">Eskimo Roll <\/a>goes to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/?s=MedicMike+\">MedicMike <\/a>and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paddlinginstructor.com\/blog\/88888902\/1903-turn-your-kayak-paddle-into-an-effective-zombie-weapon-how-to.html\" class=\"external external_icon\">Paddling Instructor<\/a> for the share.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Velma and Scooby. Darker. Edgier.<\/strong><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/zom-bot\/3919819005\/in\/set-72157613072834278\/\" class=\"external\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Velma-and-Scooby-Upgrade-306x300.jpg\" alt=\"Velma and Scooby Upgrade\" title=\"Velma and Scooby Upgrade\" width=\"306\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8963\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Velma-and-Scooby-Upgrade-306x300.jpg 306w, https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Velma-and-Scooby-Upgrade.jpeg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 306px) 100vw, 306px\" \/><br \/>Dr Monster on Flickr<\/a> <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/zom-bot\/3919819005\/in\/set-72157613072834278\/\" class=\"external external_icon\">Dr. Monster<\/a> took the Facebook channels and other image sharing places by storm with this re-imagining of the old gang.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We long forgot where this was found. Try as we might we can&#8217;t un-see it. Ph&#8217;nglui mglw&#8217;nafh Cthulhu R&#8217;lyeh wgah&#8217;nagl fhtagn<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,75],"tags":[1163,601,1702,1704,4941,1582,514,1703,464,1705,1589,802,1706,584],"class_list":["post-8955","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","category-intertube-madness","tag-cosplay","tag-costumes-for-the-wicked","tag-cthulhu","tag-flickr","tag-flickrlicious","tag-halloween-2009","tag-horror","tag-kayak","tag-possible-left-over-old-one","tag-scooby-doo","tag-the-31-posts-of-halloween-2009","tag-the-most-horrible-thing","tag-velma","tag-zombies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8955","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8955"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8955\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8955"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8955"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8955"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}