{"id":8111,"date":"2009-08-12T10:49:52","date_gmt":"2009-08-12T16:49:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/?p=8111"},"modified":"2009-08-12T10:49:52","modified_gmt":"2009-08-12T16:49:52","slug":"dino-detritus-one-creationist-dino-park-closed-so-damn-many-more-to-go","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2009\/08\/dino-detritus-one-creationist-dino-park-closed-so-damn-many-more-to-go\/","title":{"rendered":"Dino Detritus: One Creationist Dino Park Closed. So Damn Many More To Go."},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/io9.com\/5330257\/dinosaur-creationism-theme-park-seized-by-the-government\" class=\"external\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/504x_cabazondinosaurs.jpg\" alt=\"504x_cabazondinosaurs\" title=\"504x_cabazondinosaurs\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8112\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/504x_cabazondinosaurs.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/504x_cabazondinosaurs-450x300.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a> <\/div>\n<p>The fact that this <a href=\"http:\/\/io9.com\/5330257\/dinosaur-creationism-theme-park-seized-by-the-government\" class=\"external external_icon\">Dinosaur Creationist Park was seized by the government<\/a> for evading taxes is well known. Their other crime, besides faulty logic and belief they were above the law, was god-awful poetry. <\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Templesmith\/statuses\/3149053900\" class=\"external external_icon\">@templesmith<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/io9.com\/5330257\/dinosaur-creationism-theme-park-seized-by-the-government\" class=\"external external_icon\">I09<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The fact that this Dinosaur Creationist Park was seized by the government for evading taxes is well known. Their other crime, besides faulty logic and belief they were above the law, was god-awful poetry. (via @templesmith, I09)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[70,14],"tags":[1400,1401,863,4945,1399,116,1402,475],"class_list":["post-8111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dinosaurs","category-usa","tag-bad-poetry","tag-crimes-of-faith","tag-dino-detritus","tag-dinosaurs","tag-it-happened-last-week","tag-proof-of-evolution","tag-tax-evaders-will-be-eaten","tag-tweet-find"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}