{"id":74,"date":"2003-04-01T15:55:43","date_gmt":"2003-04-01T15:55:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/blog\/?p=74"},"modified":"2003-04-01T15:55:43","modified_gmt":"2003-04-01T15:55:43","slug":"all-these-years-i-thought-slyvester-was-making-stuff-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2003\/04\/all-these-years-i-thought-slyvester-was-making-stuff-up\/","title":{"rendered":"All these years, I thought Slyvester was making stuff up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>FREDONIA, N.Y. (AP) &#8211; An ice cream maker is inviting April fools to line up for a taste of his newest flavor: suffering succotash.<br \/>\nScott Aldrich mixed corn and lima beans with vanilla ice cream and threw in pimentos for color.<\/p>\n<p>The concoction continues his 20-year tradition of making a bizarre flavor in honor of April Fools&#8217; Day.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know how we came up with it, we just picked it,&#8221; he said.<\/p>\n<p>With 35 gallons on hand, Aldrich Beef and Ice Cream Parlor, about 40 miles southwest of Buffalo, is offering free samples beginning first thing Tuesday.<\/p>\n<p>Past flavors have incorporated, among other things, sauerkraut, bacon and eggs, creamed corn, pork and beans and beef gravy.<\/p>\n<p><b>This disgusting flavor was made know to me by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sevendaggers.com\" class=\"external external_icon\">sevendaggers<\/a>.<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>FREDONIA, N.Y. (AP) &#8211; An ice cream maker is inviting April fools to line up for a taste of his newest flavor: suffering succotash. Scott Aldrich mixed corn and lima beans with vanilla ice cream and threw in pimentos for color. The concoction continues his 20-year tradition of making a bizarre flavor in honor of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[11,10],"class_list":["post-74","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-usa","tag-funny","tag-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}