{"id":6703,"date":"2009-02-27T12:43:06","date_gmt":"2009-02-27T18:43:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/blog\/?p=6703"},"modified":"2009-02-27T01:01:15","modified_gmt":"2009-02-27T07:01:15","slug":"global-warming-solution-23-fire-a-trillion-mirrors-into-space-relax-in-shade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2009\/02\/global-warming-solution-23-fire-a-trillion-mirrors-into-space-relax-in-shade\/","title":{"rendered":"Global Warming Solution #23: Fire a trillion Mirrors into Space, Relax in Shade"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An astronomer has an (old*) idea. He wants to fire trillions of mirrors into high Earth orbit in order to fight global warming.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>According to astronomer Dr Roger Angel, at the University of Arizona, the trillions of mirrors would have to be fired one million miles above the earth using a huge cannon with a barrel of 0.6 miles across.<\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/earth\/environment\/globalwarming\/4839985\/Scientists-to-stop-global-warming-with-100000-square-mile-sun-shade.html\" class=\"external external_icon\">gun would pack 100 times the power of conventional weapons and need an exclusion zone of several miles before being fired<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Despite the obvious obstacles &#8211; including an estimated $350 trillion (\u00c2\u00a3244trn) price tag for the project &#8211; Dr Angel is confident of getting the project off the ground. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>To be fair, we&#8217;re only noting this because it&#8217;s amusing as hell and very, very violent.  Firing mirrors into space, man! Fighting the deadly cosmic rays sent forth from the sun! It&#8217;s like a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Crimes_of_the_Hot\" class=\"external external_icon\">Futurama plot<\/a> without all the huggable robots.<\/p>\n<p>Even better, it&#8217;s, yet another, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.robotech.com\/series\/?seriescode=MAC\" class=\"external external_icon\">Robotech <\/a>solution. And we all know how well that turned out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.robotech.com\/infopedia\/encyclopedia\/viewterm.php?id=33\" class=\"external external_icon\">don&#8217;t we<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>*What&#8217;s this?!  On a hunch we searched the GNET archives and found this <a href=\"http:\/\/groonk.net\/blog\/?p=4882\">has already been noted<\/a>.  Only <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/environment\/2007\/jan\/27\/usnews.frontpagenews\" class=\"external external_icon\">that time<\/a>, the method was not as clear or violent.<\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/digg.com\/environment\/Scientists_100000sq_mile_sunshade_can_stop_global_warming\" class=\"external external_icon\">digg<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/earth\/environment\/globalwarming\/4839985\/Scientists-to-stop-global-warming-with-100000-square-mile-sun-shade.html\" class=\"external external_icon\">telegraph.co.uk<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An astronomer has an (old*) idea. He wants to fire trillions of mirrors into high Earth orbit in order to fight global warming. According to astronomer Dr Roger Angel, at the University of Arizona, the trillions of mirrors would have to be fired one million miles above the earth using a huge cannon with a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[691,81],"tags":[192,906,238,904,905,187],"class_list":["post-6703","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lol-intertube-madness","category-space","tag-bad-move-scientists","tag-crackpot-science","tag-earth-orbit","tag-futurama-plot-solutions","tag-global-warming","tag-if-you-say-so"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6703","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6703"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6703\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}