{"id":6633,"date":"2009-02-23T16:41:50","date_gmt":"2009-02-23T22:41:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/blog\/?p=6633"},"modified":"2009-03-02T03:07:14","modified_gmt":"2009-03-02T09:07:14","slug":"make-lelove-not-lewar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2009\/02\/make-lelove-not-lewar\/","title":{"rendered":"“Make LeLove, not LeWar”"},"content":{"rendered":"

The weekend was quiet until Michael Ian Black<\/a> declared WAR<\/a> on LeVar Burton<\/a>.<\/p>\n

LeWar!<\/a> It is active and ongoing<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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\n“I’m counting on sleeper agents. Because I know the power of my love will turn them into double sleepers.”–Michael Ian Black<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\n“I didn’t start this fight, @michaelianblack did! I’ve seen it before of course: black on black crime. It’s really quite shame.”–LeVar Burton<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

They shall battle in a battle that has no winners. Michael Ian Black has the advantage. He’s a veteran of the Sedaris Skirmish<\/a>. His eye-teeth are sharp and ready to bite<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Mr. Burton’s only hope will be to go Kunta on his ass<\/a>.<\/p>\n

update:<\/strong> LeWar marches on.<\/a><\/p>\n

(via #LeWar<\/a> or LeWar<\/a>, LeVar Burton<\/a>, Michael Ian Black<\/a> )<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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