{"id":6081,"date":"2008-12-21T09:56:26","date_gmt":"2008-12-21T15:56:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/blog\/?p=6081"},"modified":"2008-12-23T11:11:21","modified_gmt":"2008-12-23T17:11:21","slug":"pg-porn-the-most-fun-not-sex-youll-ever-experience","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2008\/12\/pg-porn-the-most-fun-not-sex-youll-ever-experience\/","title":{"rendered":"PG PORN: The Most Fun Not-Sex You’ll Ever Experience"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s a slow, easy Sunday morning on the week of Christmas Eve with the climax of Christmas Day quick to follow. The house is empty. No one will be around for hours<\/strong>. This is the perfect moment. The only time you’ll get for yourself all week. <\/p>\n

It’s time to bust out the PG PORN<\/a>!<\/p>\n

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Did you catch that? PG PORN<\/a> is for people who love everything about porn, but the sex.* If I hadn’t watched it<\/a> with mine own eyes, I would have called the entire premise insane. A fool’s errand. James Gunn<\/a>, get on with making SLiTHER 2 already and stop dicking around with porn that has no, well, porn. But I was wrong, Mr Gunn. I tip my hat to you and to Spike for having the balls to air the series<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Seriously, guys \u00e2\u20ac\u201c creating PG-PORN has been some of the most fun of my life!<\/a> We’ve shot five episodes, and are in the process of shooting the rest of the series with even more Hollywood and adult industry insiders.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Once you’re done with Michael Rosenbaum (Lex Luthor\/JLU: Flash) give you some not-sex with porn star Belladonna. Feast your eyes on Nathan Fillion NAILING YOUR WIFE<\/a>. No, really. he’s doing her right now. (If your wife happens to be Aria Giovanni.)<\/p>\n

And let me tell you something, the hammer is not his penis.<\/p>\n

BONUS: A VERY SPECIAL PEANUS is not coming soon<\/a>. It’s airing on Dec. 22, 2008 on http:\/\/www.ign.com\/<\/a><\/p>\n

(via james gunn twitter<\/a>, you tube, if you know what i mean<\/a>, PG Porn.tv<\/a>)<\/p>\n

*I know what I typed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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