{"id":6055,"date":"2008-12-20T08:31:08","date_gmt":"2008-12-20T14:31:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/blog\/?p=6055"},"modified":"2009-03-18T11:44:11","modified_gmt":"2009-03-18T17:44:11","slug":"oh-dalek-tree-oh-dalek-tree-its-christmas-please-dont-kill-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2008\/12\/oh-dalek-tree-oh-dalek-tree-its-christmas-please-dont-kill-us\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh, Dalek-Tree. Oh, Dalek-Tree. It’s Christmas Please Don’t Kill Us…"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"dalek-tree1\"<\/a> <\/div>\n

*Clears throat* :<\/p>\n

Oh, Dalek-Tree. Oh, Dalek-Tree.
\nIt’s Christmas Please Don’t Kill Us.
\nI didn’t mean to laugh at you.
\n“Ex-ter-min-ate!” will make me blue.
\nNow I must go run and flee.
\nOr hit you with a school bus.*<\/p>\n

(*Sung to the tune of “Oh, Christmas Tree.” duh.)<\/p>\n

(**Video of Dalek tree after the jump.)<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

<\/embed><\/object>
Unbelievable Dalek Christmas Tree<\/a> from Lindsey J. Testolin<\/a> on Vimeo<\/a>. <\/div>\n

(via x plastanuerospasta<\/a>, eggradio forums<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

*Clears throat* : Oh, Dalek-Tree. Oh, Dalek-Tree. It’s Christmas Please Don’t Kill Us. I didn’t mean to laugh at you. “Ex-ter-min-ate!” will make me blue. Now I must go run and flee. Or hit you with a school bus.* (*Sung to the tune of “Oh, Christmas Tree.” duh.) (**Video of Dalek tree after the jump.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[63,48,691,15],"tags":[721,416,718,719,720,187,722,162,388,225],"class_list":["post-6055","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-flickrlicious","category-holiday","category-lol-intertube-madness","category-robots","tag-brilliant","tag-christmas-2008","tag-dalek-tree","tag-doctor-who","tag-egg-radio","tag-if-you-say-so","tag-oh-my-zod","tag-robot-rebellion","tag-vimeo","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6055","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6055"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6055\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6055"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6055"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6055"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}