{"id":6026,"date":"2008-12-19T17:19:18","date_gmt":"2008-12-19T23:19:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/blog\/?p=6026"},"modified":"2008-12-19T17:40:09","modified_gmt":"2008-12-19T23:40:09","slug":"voltaire-shares-his-creepy-christmas-with-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2008\/12\/voltaire-shares-his-creepy-christmas-with-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Voltaire Shares His Creepy Christmas with You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Over on <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.myspace.com\/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&#038;friendID=8202636&#038;blogID=457358097\" class=\"external external_icon\">his MySpace<\/a>(people still use that?), <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Voltaire_(musician)\" class=\"external external_icon\">Voltaire <\/a>shares his <a href=\"http:\/\/www.creepychristmas.net\/\" class=\"external external_icon\">Creepy Christmas<\/a> film(Dec. 18th) behind the scenes goings on. These antics include studio pics with one My Chemical Romance guy,<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Gerard_Way\" class=\"external external_icon\"> Gerard Way<\/a>, who narrates &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.glasseyepix.com\/adventures\/creepy2008\/films\/december18.html\" class=\"external external_icon\">X-Mess Detritus<\/a>&#8221; and who also <a href=\"http:\/\/www.darkhorse.com\/Comics\/14-482\/Umbrella-Academy-Apocalypse-Suite-1\" class=\"external external_icon\">wrote the insanely awesome UMBRELLA ACADEMY<\/a> that you should go out and buy after you finish reading this post and watching said movie.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Voltaire&#8217;s film, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.glasseyepix.com\/adventures\/creepy2008\/films\/december18.html\" class=\"external external_icon\">X-mess Detritus<\/a>&#8221; is a cautionary parable about the dangers of holiday gift-giving and the effect the resulting garbage has on the Earth.<a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.myspace.com\/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&#038;friendID=8202636&#038;blogID=457358097\" class=\"external external_icon\"> Voltaire wrote a poem to tell this tale<\/a> and enlisted My Chemical Romance front man, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Gerard_Way\" class=\"external external_icon\">Gerard Way<\/a> (who also <a href=\"http:\/\/www.darkhorse.com\/Comics\/14-482\/Umbrella-Academy-Apocalypse-Suite-1\" class=\"external external_icon\">wrote the insanely awesome Umbrella Academy<\/a> which you should go out and buy after you finish reading this post) to narrate his creepy Christmas short.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.creepychristmas.net\/\" class=\"external external_icon\">CreepyChristmas.net<\/a> doesn&#8217;t provide an easily sharable video embed.  But if you click the image below, it&#8217;ll take you straight to viewing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.glasseyepix.com\/adventures\/creepy2008\/films\/december18.html\" class=\"external external_icon\">Voltaire&#8217;s Creepy Christmas entry<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.glasseyepix.com\/adventures\/creepy2008\/films\/december18.html\" class=\"external\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/voltaire-xmessdetrius.jpg\" alt=\"voltaire-xmessdetrius\" title=\"voltaire-xmessdetrius\" width=\"505\" height=\"254\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-6049\" \/><br \/>view: X-Mess Detritus  <\/a> <\/div>\n<p>I do too much for you kids. I really do.<\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.myspace.com\/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&#038;friendID=8202636&#038;blogID=457358097\" class=\"external external_icon\">Voltaire&#8217;s MySpace<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Over on his MySpace(people still use that?), Voltaire shares his Creepy Christmas film(Dec. 18th) behind the scenes goings on. These antics include studio pics with one My Chemical Romance guy, Gerard Way, who narrates &#8220;X-Mess Detritus&#8221; and who also wrote the insanely awesome UMBRELLA ACADEMY that you should go out and buy after you finish [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48,56],"tags":[98,416,716,706,707,717,708,705,10,715],"class_list":["post-6026","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holiday","category-movies","tag-animation","tag-christmas-2008","tag-clean-up-your-noise-you-filthy-dogs","tag-creepy-christmas","tag-gerard-way","tag-meat-in-a-box-ew","tag-myspace-cryspace","tag-voltaire","tag-weird","tag-x-mess-detritus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6026","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6026"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6026\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6026"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6026"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6026"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}