{"id":5927,"date":"2008-11-26T13:36:03","date_gmt":"2008-11-26T19:36:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/blog\/?p=5927"},"modified":"2008-11-26T14:52:10","modified_gmt":"2008-11-26T20:52:10","slug":"you-know-what-other-creature-eats-beyond-the-point-of-satiation-zombies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2008\/11\/you-know-what-other-creature-eats-beyond-the-point-of-satiation-zombies\/","title":{"rendered":"You Know What Other Creature Eats Beyond the Point of Satiation? Zombies."},"content":{"rendered":"
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The urge to consume hits us all in one way or another. Some people may consider it bad taste to whisper the dread word ‘zombie’ in the same breath as the word ‘Thanksgiving.’<\/p>\n

I am not “some people.”<\/p>\n

Trudge forward for more…<\/p>\n

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So you’ve decided to join me. Good.<\/p>\n

First off, Spout Blog has a listing of Thanksgiving Movie Marathon: 10 Cannibal Movies<\/strong><\/a> that some of you may find pleasure in digesting after you do foul things to that oven roasted feast in your homes.<\/p>\n

Second, Jesus Hates Zombies<\/strong><\/a>. Did you know that? He outright despises the bastards. Also, Lincoln Hates Werewolves<\/a>. How a man with the full weight of a small, copper coin and those hairy, ravenous beasts of moon-rage came to a head will never be known. That is, if you don’t buy the comics of the same name.
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