{"id":5841,"date":"2008-10-27T12:23:10","date_gmt":"2008-10-27T18:23:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/blog\/?p=5841"},"modified":"2008-10-27T12:23:10","modified_gmt":"2008-10-27T18:23:10","slug":"clowns-will-be-the-death-of-us-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2008\/10\/clowns-will-be-the-death-of-us-all\/","title":{"rendered":"Clowns will be the Death of Us All"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"349\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/Nhizo7KrZrw&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0xe1600f&#038;color2=0xfebd01&#038;border=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/Nhizo7KrZrw&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0xe1600f&#038;color2=0xfebd01&#038;border=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"349\"><\/embed><\/object> <\/div>\n<p>I can&#8217;t remember where I found this. I made a bookmark of the You Tube location but didn&#8217;t bother to note the site where I first laid eyes on this&#8230;this&#8230;whatever the f it is.<\/p>\n<p>If you survive watching the first 16 seconds, you&#8217;re a trooper.<\/p>\n<p>If you <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Nhizo7KrZrw\" class=\"external external_icon\">watch the whole damn thing<\/a>, you&#8217;re as sadistic and unhinged as I am. Therefore you should be officially certified so as not to harm others with your malevolent ways. <\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Nhizo7KrZrw\" class=\"external external_icon\">bizarre you tube<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t remember where I found this. I made a bookmark of the You Tube location but didn&#8217;t bother to note the site where I first laid eyes on this&#8230;this&#8230;whatever the f it is. If you survive watching the first 16 seconds, you&#8217;re a trooper. If you watch the whole damn thing, you&#8217;re as sadistic [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[75,60,51,7],"tags":[616,562,557,223,187,241,461,120,625,4927,10,225,125],"class_list":["post-5841","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-intertube-madness","category-music","category-only-in-japan","category-video","tag-damn-clowns","tag-ghost-my-senses-2008","tag-halloween","tag-horrible","tag-if-you-say-so","tag-mashup","tag-scared-me-senseless","tag-the-end-times","tag-unintelligible-hooha","tag-video","tag-weird","tag-wtf","tag-you-tube"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5841","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5841"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5841\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5841"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5841"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5841"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}