{"id":5790,"date":"2008-10-19T11:57:10","date_gmt":"2008-10-19T17:57:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/blog\/?p=5790"},"modified":"2008-10-25T07:53:24","modified_gmt":"2008-10-25T13:53:24","slug":"hell-has-a-voice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2008\/10\/hell-has-a-voice\/","title":{"rendered":"Hell has a Voice."},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"349\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/VYSGVvA4ojE&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0xe1600f&#038;color2=0xfebd01&#038;border=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/VYSGVvA4ojE&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0xe1600f&#038;color2=0xfebd01&#038;border=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"349\"><\/embed><\/object> <\/div>\n<p>The die was cast from a mold of plastic, fake hair and blood.  It has a mechanical soul. Sharp gears turn giving it the appearance of life. Then there&#8217;s the laughter. Dear gods, the laughter. Like a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Banshee#Banshees_in_history.2C_mythology_and_folklore\" class=\"external external_icon\">bansidhe<\/a>&#8216;s fearsome wail it pierces foggy nights and flesh and bone. It will come for you as soon as It&#8217;s done with your children.<\/p>\n<p>It can smell your fear.<\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ectomo.com\/index.php\/2008\/10\/16\/laughter-of-the-damned\/\" class=\"external external_icon\">ectomo<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The die was cast from a mold of plastic, fake hair and blood. It has a mechanical soul. Sharp gears turn giving it the appearance of life. Then there&#8217;s the laughter. Dear gods, the laughter. Like a bansidhe&#8216;s fearsome wail it pierces foggy nights and flesh and bone. It will come for you as soon [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[541,562,557,223,461,120,582,509,125],"class_list":["post-5790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marketing","tag-are-you-fucking-kidding-me","tag-ghost-my-senses-2008","tag-halloween","tag-horrible","tag-scared-me-senseless","tag-the-end-times","tag-toys","tag-vintage-ads","tag-you-tube"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5790","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5790"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5790\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}