{"id":5555,"date":"2008-07-31T13:04:16","date_gmt":"2008-07-31T19:04:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/blog\/?p=5555"},"modified":"2008-07-31T13:09:14","modified_gmt":"2008-07-31T19:09:14","slug":"bitch-slap-the-cult-classic-you-didnt-ask-for-but-secretly-wished-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2008\/07\/bitch-slap-the-cult-classic-you-didnt-ask-for-but-secretly-wished-for\/","title":{"rendered":"BITCH SLAP: The Cult Classic You Didn’t Ask For (but Secretly Wished For)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Aside from that business with the monster<\/a>(no word on what that’s about yet) and the Type I civilizations<\/a>, this is easily movie love week on groonk.net.<\/p>\n

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\nBitch Slap is a modern throwback to the “B” Movie\/Exploitation films of the 1950’s — 70’s, mixing hot girls, fast cars, big guns, nasty tongues, outrageous action and jaw-dropping eye candy with a message…don’t be naughty. “Cult Classic” and “Cinematic Masterpiece” barely encompass this cat-fighting, girl-banging, pile-driving, go-go dancing, bronco-busting, bumping and grinding, philosophy-touting, breast-augmenting, femme-tastic f%@#-fest-fight-fantasy of epic proportions. Bitch Slap – You know you want it!<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

(via eggradio<\/a>, slapped you tube<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Aside from that business with the monster(no word on what that’s about yet) and the Type I civilizations, this is easily movie love week on groonk.net. Bitch Slap is a modern throwback to the “B” Movie\/Exploitation films of the 1950’s — 70’s, mixing hot girls, fast cars, big guns, nasty tongues, outrageous action and jaw-dropping […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56,57],"tags":[410,413,416,411,414,415,316,412],"class_list":["post-5555","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies","category-trailers","tag-b-movie","tag-cat-fighting","tag-christmas-2008","tag-exploitation","tag-girl-banging","tag-hot-chicks","tag-prolly-will-suck-but-the-trailer-is-pretty","tag-tna"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5555","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5555"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5555\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}