{"id":5480,"date":"2008-07-09T23:11:55","date_gmt":"2008-07-10T05:11:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/blog\/?p=5480"},"modified":"2008-07-09T23:11:55","modified_gmt":"2008-07-10T05:11:55","slug":"woman-saves-herself-and-baby-with-tea-anime-tactics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2008\/07\/woman-saves-herself-and-baby-with-tea-anime-tactics\/","title":{"rendered":"Woman Saves Herself and Baby with Tea, Anime Tactics"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"blocked\"><p>When the housewife told him she had none, the man barged into her apartment. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/article\/oddlyEnoughNews\/idUSN0818516620080708?feedType=RSS&#038;feedName=oddlyEnoughNews\" class=\"external external_icon\">Hoping to calm him, the woman made the thief a cup of tea, whereupon he put his knife away and began a 20-minute monologue about his life<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The woman then gave the man 10,000 yen ($93.34) and ran outside to call the police from a pay phone, the report said. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/article\/oddlyEnoughNews\/idUSN0818516620080708?feedType=RSS&#038;feedName=oddlyEnoughNews\" class=\"external external_icon\">reuters<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When the housewife told him she had none, the man barged into her apartment. Hoping to calm him, the woman made the thief a cup of tea, whereupon he put his knife away and began a 20-minute monologue about his life. The woman then gave the man 10,000 yen ($93.34) and ran outside to call [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[323,322,321,10],"class_list":["post-5480","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-only-in-japan","tag-anime-tactics","tag-sad-little-thief","tag-tea-and-sympathy","tag-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5480","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5480"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5480\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5480"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5480"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}