{"id":5384,"date":"2008-06-05T05:33:58","date_gmt":"2008-06-05T05:33:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/blog\/?p=5384"},"modified":"2008-06-05T05:36:12","modified_gmt":"2008-06-05T05:36:12","slug":"robots-are-having-more-sex-than-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2008\/06\/robots-are-having-more-sex-than-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Robots are having More Sex than Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s it. I&#8217;m ending the world now.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/a-DTcw8EQBU&#038;hl=en\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/a-DTcw8EQBU&#038;hl=en\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/div>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geekologie.com\/2008\/06\/great_they_learned_how_to_do_i.php\" class=\"external external_icon\">geekologie<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=a-DTcw8EQBU&amp;eurl=http:\/\/www.geekologie.com\/2008\/06\/great_they_learned_how_to_do_i.php\" class=\"external external_icon\">let&#8217;s get it on you tube<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s it. I&#8217;m ending the world now. (via geekologie, let&#8217;s get it on you tube)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,77],"tags":[129,12,120,130],"class_list":["post-5384","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-robots","category-the-future","tag-heavy-metal-loving","tag-sex","tag-the-end-times","tag-useless"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5384","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5384"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5384\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}