{"id":5336,"date":"2008-04-02T20:11:40","date_gmt":"2008-04-02T20:11:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/blog\/?p=5336"},"modified":"2008-04-02T20:11:40","modified_gmt":"2008-04-02T20:11:40","slug":"bacon-chocolate-makes-me-barf-curious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2008\/04\/bacon-chocolate-makes-me-barf-curious\/","title":{"rendered":"Bacon Chocolate Makes Me Barf, Curious"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It should not exist yet here I sit, looking at it. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vosgeschocolate.com\/product\/bacon_exotic_candy_bar\/exotic_candy_bars\" class=\"external external_icon\">Mo&#8217;s Bacon Bar<\/a>. It&#8217;s candy. Horrible pig flavored, chocolate candy.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/freakangels.com\/whitechapel\/comments.php?DiscussionID=1620\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"external\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i72.photobucket.com\/albums\/i170\/groonk\/563328556_4a0eeda8d4.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"wrong,groonk\"><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Oh, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dieselsweeties.com\/\" class=\"external external_icon\">Diesel Sweeties<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/freakangels.com\/whitechapel\/comments.php?DiscussionID=1620\" class=\"external external_icon\">RStevens is having a chat fest this week on Whitechapel<\/a>. Go talk to him.<\/p>\n<p>Show him some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.baconbot.com\/\" class=\"external external_icon\">bacon-porn<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/freakangels.com\/whitechapel\/comments.php?DiscussionID=1620\" class=\"external external_icon\">whitechapel&#8217;s rstevens chat-out<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It should not exist yet here I sit, looking at it. Mo&#8217;s Bacon Bar. It&#8217;s candy. Horrible pig flavored, chocolate candy. Oh, and Diesel Sweeties RStevens is having a chat fest this week on Whitechapel. Go talk to him. Show him some bacon-porn. (via whitechapel&#8217;s rstevens chat-out)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,75],"tags":[10],"class_list":["post-5336","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comics","category-intertube-madness","tag-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5336","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5336"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5336\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}