{"id":5296,"date":"2008-02-27T14:45:24","date_gmt":"2008-02-27T14:45:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/blog\/?p=5296"},"modified":"2008-02-27T14:45:24","modified_gmt":"2008-02-27T14:45:24","slug":"guess-whos-getting-fucked-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2008\/02\/guess-whos-getting-fucked-now\/","title":{"rendered":"Guess Who&#8217;s Getting Fucked Now"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In reverse(cowgirl) order:<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.quickstopentertainment.com\/2008\/02\/25\/quick-stop-exclusive-im-fing-seth-rogen\/\/\" class=\"external external_icon\">I&#8217;m Fucking Seth Rogan<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=sIQrBouWRiE\" class=\"external external_icon\">I&#8217;m Fucking Ben Affleck <\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=wnVJZkDuVBM\" class=\"external external_icon\">I&#8217;m Fucking Matt Damon<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I think that&#8217;s everyone.  We now have a Hat Trick of fuckery. No more, please. Leave the fucking joke alone.<\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slashfilm.com\/2008\/02\/26\/elizabeth-banks-is-fcking-seth-rogen\/\" class=\"external external_icon\">\/film<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=sIQrBouWRiE\" class=\"external external_icon\">affleck&#8217;s you tube<\/a>, damon&#8217;s you tube)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In reverse(cowgirl) order: I&#8217;m Fucking Seth Rogan I&#8217;m Fucking Ben Affleck I&#8217;m Fucking Matt Damon I think that&#8217;s everyone. We now have a Hat Trick of fuckery. No more, please. Leave the fucking joke alone. (via \/film, affleck&#8217;s you tube, damon&#8217;s you tube)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[75,56],"tags":[11,12],"class_list":["post-5296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-intertube-madness","category-movies","tag-funny","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5296"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5296\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}