{"id":5240,"date":"2008-01-26T16:30:24","date_gmt":"2008-01-26T16:30:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/blog\/?p=5240"},"modified":"2008-01-26T16:30:24","modified_gmt":"2008-01-26T16:30:24","slug":"about-asteroid-2007-tu24-dont-panic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2008\/01\/about-asteroid-2007-tu24-dont-panic\/","title":{"rendered":"About Asteroid 2007 TU24: Don&#8217;t Panic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know, the one that was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/mt-archives\/006370.php\">supposed to hit Mars<\/a>? Then they <a href=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/mt-archives\/006384.php\">figured out it wouldn&#8217;t<\/a>. I was looking forward to it hitting Mars. The Universe denies me all the simple pleasures.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not gonna do a damn thing to Earth. Didn&#8217;t realize some asses out there were preaching doom from the heavens again.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/Y6fXpfE_D20&#038;rel=1\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/Y6fXpfE_D20&#038;rel=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><\/embed><\/object> <\/div>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.badastronomy.com\/bablog\/2008\/01\/25\/asteroid-2007-tu24-no-danger-to-earth\/\" class=\"external external_icon\">bad astronomy<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know, the one that was supposed to hit Mars? Then they figured out it wouldn&#8217;t. I was looking forward to it hitting Mars. The Universe denies me all the simple pleasures. It&#8217;s not gonna do a damn thing to Earth. Didn&#8217;t realize some asses out there were preaching doom from the heavens again. (via [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[81],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5240","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-space"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5240","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5240"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5240\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}