{"id":5223,"date":"2008-01-22T11:14:19","date_gmt":"2008-01-22T11:14:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/blog\/?p=5223"},"modified":"2008-01-22T11:14:19","modified_gmt":"2008-01-22T11:14:19","slug":"tuesday-zen-chuck-norris-vs-a-bear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2008\/01\/tuesday-zen-chuck-norris-vs-a-bear\/","title":{"rendered":"Tuesday Zen: Chuck Norris vs a Bear"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"373\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/z2XUgE6g7XU&#038;rel=1&#038;border=1\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/z2XUgE6g7XU&#038;rel=1&#038;border=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"373\"><\/embed><\/object> <\/div>\n<p>Cracked.com has a list(don&#8217;t they always) of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/article_15819_5-movie-martial-artists-that-lost-deathmatch-dignity.html\" class=\"external external_icon\">5 Martial Artists that Lost a Deathmatch to Diginity<\/a>.  As you see, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/article_15819_p5.html\" class=\"external external_icon\">Chuck Norris made number 1<\/a>. Rightly so, I must say. The Cash Cow has been thoroughly milked to death when the script calls for you to stare down a grizzly bear and win through the magic of the native american flute sting that accompanies such TV moments.<\/p>\n<p>(via cracked.com, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=z2XUgE6g7XU\" class=\"external external_icon\">the magic bear stare down You Tube<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cracked.com has a list(don&#8217;t they always) of the 5 Martial Artists that Lost a Deathmatch to Diginity. As you see, Chuck Norris made number 1. Rightly so, I must say. The Cash Cow has been thoroughly milked to death when the script calls for you to stare down a grizzly bear and win through the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40,73,7],"tags":[45,4927],"class_list":["post-5223","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animals","category-versus","category-video","tag-martial-arts","tag-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5223","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5223"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5223\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}