{"id":5067,"date":"2007-09-24T17:04:14","date_gmt":"2007-09-24T17:04:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/blog\/?p=5067"},"modified":"2007-09-24T17:04:14","modified_gmt":"2007-09-24T17:04:14","slug":"man-decapitates-duck-in-hotel-eats-it-like-sushi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2007\/09\/man-decapitates-duck-in-hotel-eats-it-like-sushi\/","title":{"rendered":"Man Decapitates Duck in Hotel. Eats it Like Sushi."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"blocked\"><p>Scott D. Clark allegedly cornered the duck before grabbing it and decapitating it with his hands in front of a security guard and other onlookers.<\/p>\n<p>Mr Clark then said: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.news.com.au\/dailytelegraph\/story\/0,22049,22470499-5001028,00.html\" class=\"external external_icon\">&#8220;I&#8217;m hungry. I&#8217;m gonna eat it.&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>He was allegedly drunk, AP said. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Drunk?<\/p>\n<p>Do tell.<\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/digg.com\/offbeat_news\/Man_rips_off_duck_s_head_in_hotel\" class=\"external external_icon\">digg<\/a> and daily telegraph)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scott D. Clark allegedly cornered the duck before grabbing it and decapitating it with his hands in front of a security guard and other onlookers. Mr Clark then said: &#8220;I&#8217;m hungry. I&#8217;m gonna eat it.&#8221; He was allegedly drunk, AP said. Drunk? Do tell. (via digg and daily telegraph)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,40],"tags":[36],"class_list":["post-5067","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-admin","category-animals","tag-quotables"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5067","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5067"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5067\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5067"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5067"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5067"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}