{"id":4841,"date":"2007-03-28T00:08:56","date_gmt":"2007-03-28T00:08:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/blog\/?p=4841"},"modified":"2007-03-28T00:08:56","modified_gmt":"2007-03-28T00:08:56","slug":"more-celebrity-shenanigans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2007\/03\/more-celebrity-shenanigans\/","title":{"rendered":"More Celebrity Shenanigans"},"content":{"rendered":"

“I was a little bit drunk myself but felt something brush my breast. I thought it couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t be the future king… <\/a>“<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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“So many dark places that I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve gone in my life and in my music this past year… it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a real wonder that I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m alive.”–Marilyn Manson<\/a> <\/div>\n

\"moonwalker355.jpg\"<\/a> Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert<\/strong>…<\/p>\n

[…]<\/p>\n

It has now been claimed that his plans include an elaborate show in Vegas, which would feature the giant Jacko striding around the desert, firing laser beams<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

If built, the metal monster would apparently be visible to aircraft as they come in to land in the casino capital<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

It is the centre-piece of an elaborate Jackson-inspired show in Vegas, according to Andre Van Pier, the robot’s designer.<\/p>\n

[…]<\/p>\n

“It would be in the desert sands. Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying in would see<\/a>.” <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

(silliness found here<\/a>, here<\/a>, and here<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“I was a little bit drunk myself but felt something brush my breast. I thought it couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t be the future king… “ “So many dark places that I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve gone in my life and in my music this past year… it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a real wonder that I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m alive.”–Marilyn Manson Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[31,36,10],"class_list":["post-4841","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-culture","tag-quotables","tag-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4841","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4841"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4841\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4841"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4841"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4841"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}