{"id":4705,"date":"2007-01-12T20:53:43","date_gmt":"2007-01-12T20:53:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/blog\/?p=4705"},"modified":"2007-01-12T20:53:43","modified_gmt":"2007-01-12T20:53:43","slug":"not-the-bees","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2007\/01\/not-the-bees\/","title":{"rendered":"NOT THE BEES!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Things I learned from this &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo\" class=\"external external_icon\">Best Scenes from THE WICKER MAN<\/a>&#8220;:<\/p>\n<p>1) Nicholas Cage likes hitting women.<br \/>\n2) Nicholas Cage likes hitting women while dressed in a bear suit.<br \/>\n3) Bees do not tolerate Nicholas Cage. Period.<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;a) We can learn much from bee sensibilities.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/e6i2WRreARo\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/e6i2WRreARo\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object> <\/div>\n<p>&#8220;Oh god. My eyes. My eyes!  Arrrrgggh!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My acting skills are better than yours.<\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/warren-ellis.livejournal.com\/78198.html\" class=\"external external_icon\">livejournal ellis<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo\" class=\"external external_icon\">how DID it get burned youtube&#8221;<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things I learned from this &#8220;Best Scenes from THE WICKER MAN&#8220;: 1) Nicholas Cage likes hitting women. 2) Nicholas Cage likes hitting women while dressed in a bear suit. 3) Bees do not tolerate Nicholas Cage. Period. &nbsp;&nbsp;a) We can learn much from bee sensibilities. &#8220;Oh god. My eyes. My eyes! Arrrrgggh!!!&#8221; My acting skills [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56,7],"tags":[11,4927],"class_list":["post-4705","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies","category-video","tag-funny","tag-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4705","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4705"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4705\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}