{"id":4552,"date":"2006-10-19T03:37:48","date_gmt":"2006-10-19T03:37:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/blog\/?p=4552"},"modified":"2006-10-19T03:37:48","modified_gmt":"2006-10-19T03:37:48","slug":"optimus-prime-might-say-something-stupid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2006\/10\/optimus-prime-might-say-something-stupid\/","title":{"rendered":"Optimus Prime Might Say Something Stupid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/mt-archives\/005516.php\"><em>Transformers<\/em> movie submission gig<\/a> is over.  The phrases are in and the lion&#8217;s share of them are twice as dumb as fuck.<\/p>\n<p>When the popular phrases are, &#8220;Do a barrel Roll!&#8221; or &#8220;These pretzels are making me thristy,&#8221; I realize the world isn&#8217;t ready to be a screenwriter.<\/p>\n<p>Oh well, the Prime Speak <a href=\"http:\/\/206.220.43.61\/primespeaks\/votePrime\/\" class=\"external external_icon\">voting debacle <\/a>is <a href=\"http:\/\/206.220.43.61\/primespeaks\/votePrime\/\" class=\"external external_icon\">ready for your vote<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.iwatchstuff.com\/2006\/10\/make_optimus_prime_say_somethi.html\" class=\"external external_icon\">iwatchstuff<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Transformers movie submission gig is over. The phrases are in and the lion&#8217;s share of them are twice as dumb as fuck. When the popular phrases are, &#8220;Do a barrel Roll!&#8221; or &#8220;These pretzels are making me thristy,&#8221; I realize the world isn&#8217;t ready to be a screenwriter. Oh well, the Prime Speak voting [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,56],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marketing","category-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4552","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4552"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4552\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}