{"id":4550,"date":"2006-10-18T22:22:30","date_gmt":"2006-10-18T22:22:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/blog\/?p=4550"},"modified":"2006-10-18T22:22:30","modified_gmt":"2006-10-18T22:22:30","slug":"ms-dewey-is-chock-full-of-bitchtitude","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2006\/10\/ms-dewey-is-chock-full-of-bitchtitude\/","title":{"rendered":"Ms Dewey is Chock Full of Bitchtitude"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ms Dewey is the latest attempt to anthropomorphize the web.  I&#8217;m not sure why a body would need a search engine to question and ridicule their every click.  Is it some perverse need to feel married without the peskiness of a warm body nearby?<\/p>\n<p>Fuck if I know.<\/p>\n<p>Personally, I like my women sassy and my search engines cold to the click.  That way my nights are entertained and my web research blissfully quiet.*<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.msdewey.com\/\" class=\"external\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"msdeweyshouldchill.gif\" src=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/images\/msdeweyshouldchill.gif\" width=\"600\" height=\"200\" border=\"0\"\/><br \/>tell her to be cool<\/a> <\/div>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/geekologie.com\/2006\/10\/ms_dewey_is_an_angry_search_en.php\" class=\"external external_icon\">geekologie<\/a> and the paraphrased wisdom of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Dominar_Rygel_XVI\" class=\"external external_icon\">Dominar Rygel XVI<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ms Dewey is the latest attempt to anthropomorphize the web. I&#8217;m not sure why a body would need a search engine to question and ridicule their every click. Is it some perverse need to feel married without the peskiness of a warm body nearby? Fuck if I know. Personally, I like my women sassy and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[26],"class_list":["post-4550","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-technology","tag-flash"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4550","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4550"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4550\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4550"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4550"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4550"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}