{"id":4442,"date":"2006-08-19T00:15:33","date_gmt":"2006-08-19T00:15:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/blog\/?p=4442"},"modified":"2006-08-19T00:15:33","modified_gmt":"2006-08-19T00:15:33","slug":"all-trekkies-should-be-sterilized","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2006\/08\/all-trekkies-should-be-sterilized\/","title":{"rendered":"All Trekkies Should be Sterilized…"},"content":{"rendered":"

…and shot. Just to be sure they never get a chance to procreate. One
\nwould think being a trekkie is an automatic brand against them having The Sex, but they always have each other.<\/p>\n

How’s that mental image sitting on your brain?<\/p>\n

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“Warp Factor Love”<\/div>\n

This was another hit on the email. And by “hit” I mean stomach turning disturbing on all levels. If you’re a trekkie, and you start thinking it’s a good idea to sing a long lovesong to yourself and spread it around the “series of tubes<\/a>” known as the internet. You really need to take a step back and sort out where you are in life.<\/p>\n

I hear a shotgun to the temple is perfect for times like those.<\/p>\n

(blame wil wheaton in exile<\/a> for this noise)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

…and shot. Just to be sure they never get a chance to procreate. One would think being a trekkie is an automatic brand against them having The Sex, but they always have each other. How’s that mental image sitting on your brain? “Warp Factor Love” This was another hit on the email. And by “hit” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[4927,10],"class_list":["post-4442","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-video","tag-video","tag-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4442","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4442"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4442\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4442"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4442"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4442"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}