{"id":4409,"date":"2006-07-29T09:43:16","date_gmt":"2006-07-29T09:43:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/blog\/?p=4409"},"modified":"2006-07-29T09:43:16","modified_gmt":"2006-07-29T09:43:16","slug":"ze-bastardizes-you-but-its-more-complicated-than-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2006\/07\/ze-bastardizes-you-but-its-more-complicated-than-that\/","title":{"rendered":"Ze Bastardizes YOU! But it&#8217;s More Complicated Than That"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/joannecolan.net\/\" class=\"external external_icon\">Joanne<\/a> from Rocketboom Mach II reluctantly <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rocketboom.com\/vlog\/archives\/2006\/07\/rb_06_jul_21.html\" class=\"external external_icon\">amuses <\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rocketboom.com\/vlog\/archives\/2006\/07\/rb_06_jul_14.html\" class=\"external external_icon\">me<\/a>. Amanda Congdon still hasn&#8217;t exposed her new public plans but seeing her &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/amandaunboomed.blogspot.com\/2006\/07\/where-are-they-now.html\" class=\"external external_icon\">Where are they now?<\/a>&#8221; feature made me miss her. Ze breaks down complex issues like music, dancing, and playing with your penis in public within a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zefrank.com\/theshow\/archives\/2006\/07\/post_4.html\" class=\"external external_icon\">5 minute show<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Team Joanne. Team Congdon.  Team Ze.<\/p>\n<p>Wonderful.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/media.revver.com\/broadcast\/41406\/video.mov\/14854\" pluginspage=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/quicktime\/download\/\" scale=\"tofit\" kioskmode=\"False\" qtsrc=\"http:\/\/media.revver.com\/broadcast\/41406\/video.mov\/14854\" cache=\"False\" height=\"272\" width=\"320\" controller=\"True\" type=\"video\/quicktime\" autoplay=\"False\"><\/embed><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zefrank.com\/theshow\/archives\/2006\/07\/post_4.html\" class=\"external external_icon\">the show with zefrank<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>FYI: Just &#8220;playing with it&#8221; is how I learned photoshop, coreldraw(back in the day), html, and several other skills.<\/p>\n<p>I said skills, not &#8220;skills&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Gutter mind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joanne from Rocketboom Mach II reluctantly amuses me. Amanda Congdon still hasn&#8217;t exposed her new public plans but seeing her &#8220;Where are they now?&#8221; feature made me miss her. Ze breaks down complex issues like music, dancing, and playing with your penis in public within a 5 minute show. Team Joanne. Team Congdon. Team Ze. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52,53],"tags":[11],"class_list":["post-4409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-freaking-neat","category-podcast","tag-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4409"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4409\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}