{"id":4184,"date":"2006-04-13T07:50:29","date_gmt":"2006-04-13T07:50:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/blog\/?p=4184"},"modified":"2006-04-13T07:50:29","modified_gmt":"2006-04-13T07:50:29","slug":"tom-cruise-talks-about-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2006\/04\/tom-cruise-talks-about-sex\/","title":{"rendered":"Tom Cruise Talks about Sex…"},"content":{"rendered":"

…and the world laughs its fool-head off at all the unintentional funny.<\/p>\n

Like sex without love being all ‘yech’.<\/p>\n

Yes, non-committal hot-monkey lovin’ is “yech” to the man once known as Maverick<\/a>:<\/p>\n

Cruise declares in the May issue of GQ that getting intimate with someone you’re not in love with is “really horrible and pathetic and lonely. And yech.”<\/p>\n

Sex, he says, “is about the connection. Great sex is a by-product, for me, of a great relationship, where you have communication and it’s an extension of that. Where it’s just … free. And that’s how it should be. It’s spectacular. If you’re not in good communication with your partner, it sucks.” <\/p><\/div>\n

When I read that, I got the distinct image of Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley french kissing on stage at that awards show back in the 90s. I can’t clearly say why that happened. Just that it did.<\/p>\n

He’s a mind-taker *ooo weeee ooo<\/a>*:<\/p>\n

“Oh, I — I looked at her. And I went, ‘You’re gonna tell me if you’re pregnant, aren’t you?’ It was a moment where … It was one of those things,”<\/p>\n

[…]<\/p>\n

“I just picked something up. And I knew at that moment she was pregnant. ‘Cuz I notice things in people.” <\/p><\/div>\n

The best one of the bunch:<\/p>\n

On Katie’s at-home pregnancy test:<\/strong> “Yeah, she did the whole stick test; I think she just touched the box and they all turned blue<\/a>.” <\/div>\n

The rest are here<\/a>. The good parts bolded<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

(via oh no they didn’t<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

…and the world laughs its fool-head off at all the unintentional funny. Like sex without love being all ‘yech’. Yes, non-committal hot-monkey lovin’ is “yech” to the man once known as Maverick: Cruise declares in the May issue of GQ that getting intimate with someone you’re not in love with is “really horrible and pathetic […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[11,36],"class_list":["post-4184","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-funny","tag-quotables"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4184","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4184"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4184\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}