{"id":4125,"date":"2006-03-15T13:16:14","date_gmt":"2006-03-15T13:16:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/blog\/?p=4125"},"modified":"2006-03-15T13:16:14","modified_gmt":"2006-03-15T13:16:14","slug":"loveline-saving-the-babies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2006\/03\/loveline-saving-the-babies\/","title":{"rendered":"Loveline: Saving the &#8220;babies&#8221;!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello America.<\/p>\n<p>Once again I can access <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kroq.com\/loveline\/\" class=\"external external_icon\">Loveline<\/a>.  Once again I hear all your sexual functions\/disfunctions. I know about your vaginusmus.  Your multiple orgasmic &#8220;problems&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lovelinearchive.com\/\" class=\"external external_icon\"><strong>The Loveline Podcast<\/strong><\/a> was revealed to me thanks to 7d. All <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lovelinearchive.com\/\" class=\"external external_icon\">MP3 downloadable<\/a>. Current episodes available via iTunes.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lovelinearchive.com\/\" class=\"external\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"loveline.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/images\/loveline.jpg\" width=\"250\" height=\"240\" border=\"0\"\/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/groups.myspace.com\/loveline\">now with myspace!<\/a><\/a><\/div>\n<p>I hear your filthy secrets America&#8230;and I am intrigued, horrified&#8230;and generally entertained.<\/p>\n<p>Keep calling the show, America.<\/p>\n<p>Keep me woefully entertained.<\/p>\n<p>Groonk<\/p>\n<p>P.S. If you don&#8217;t stop eating the fish, the smell will be noticeable&#8230;.<a href=\"http:\/\/www.lovelinearchive.com\/\" class=\"external external_icon\">down there(Rainn Wilson &#038; B.J. Novak from <em>The Office<\/em> know what I mean)<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>P.P.S. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geocities.com\/Hollywood\/Hills\/7133\/\" class=\"external external_icon\"><strong>The Unofficial Loveline Quote Archive<\/strong><\/a> kicks all sorts of ass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello America. Once again I can access Loveline. Once again I hear all your sexual functions\/disfunctions. I know about your vaginusmus. Your multiple orgasmic &#8220;problems&#8221;. The Loveline Podcast was revealed to me thanks to 7d. All MP3 downloadable. Current episodes available via iTunes. now with myspace! I hear your filthy secrets America&#8230;and I am intrigued, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52,53],"tags":[36,12],"class_list":["post-4125","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-freaking-neat","category-podcast","tag-quotables","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4125","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4125"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4125\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}