{"id":3986,"date":"2006-01-13T06:56:38","date_gmt":"2006-01-13T06:56:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/blog\/?p=3986"},"modified":"2009-04-29T22:25:57","modified_gmt":"2009-04-30T04:25:57","slug":"the-reality-of-superheroes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2006\/01\/the-reality-of-superheroes\/","title":{"rendered":"The Reality of Superheroes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A clip of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.warrenellis.com\/?p=1712\" class=\"external external_icon\">the letter<\/a> sent to Mr Ellis:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/doktordiscord\" class=\"external\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"realityofsuperheroes.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/images\/realityofsuperheroes.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" border=\"0\" align=\"left\"\/><\/a>hi,i&#8217;m a superhero&#8230;seriously.<\/p>\n<p>some friends and i have become tired of the muggers, rapists, and general riff raff causing problems in our city.<\/p>\n<p>this is not a joke.<\/p>\n<p>we&#8217;ve started a group called the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/doktordiscord\" class=\"external external_icon\">Justice Society of Justice (offering twice the Justice as the leading competitors)<\/a> and we go out and fight crime on a semi nightly basis.<\/p>\n<p>we&#8217;ve only got about 8 hardcore members that go out with us right now,but we&#8217;re hoping to raise that number tenfold. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Is weird but the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/deaconaeon\" class=\"external external_icon\">guy in the silver mask with the cane <\/a>strikes a neat image.<\/p>\n<p>They should appear on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.superherohype.com\/news.php?id=3771\" class=\"external external_icon\">Sci Fi Channel&#8217;s <em>Who Wants to be a Superhero?<\/em><\/a> before they leave excellent corpses.<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re <u>all<\/u> positively <a href=\"http:\/\/www.worldwidewords.org\/qa\/qa-bar2.htm\" class=\"external external_icon\">barking<\/a>, of course.<\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.warrenellis.com\/?p=1712\" class=\"external external_icon\">warren ellis<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A clip of the letter sent to Mr Ellis: hi,i&#8217;m a superhero&#8230;seriously. some friends and i have become tired of the muggers, rapists, and general riff raff causing problems in our city. this is not a joke. we&#8217;ve started a group called the Justice Society of Justice (offering twice the Justice as the leading competitors) [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,75],"tags":[1163,1176,31,1173,1174,923,1175,1177],"class_list":["post-3986","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-admin","category-intertube-madness","tag-cosplay","tag-costume-frenzy","tag-culture","tag-doktor-discord","tag-leave-an-excellent-corpse","tag-myspace","tag-positively-barking","tag-vigilant-vigilantes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3986","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3986"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3986\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3986"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3986"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3986"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}