{"id":3969,"date":"2006-01-07T09:21:17","date_gmt":"2006-01-07T15:21:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/blog\/?p=3969"},"modified":"2008-12-23T15:14:54","modified_gmt":"2008-12-23T21:14:54","slug":"nextwave-has-a-theme-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2006\/01\/nextwave-has-a-theme-song\/","title":{"rendered":"Nextwave has a theme song?!?"},"content":{"rendered":"

The fuck?<\/p>\n

LISTEN: Nextwave theme song<\/a><\/p>\n

It’s on their Thunder Thighs<\/a> myspace page, too.<\/p>\n

That’s kinda funny. Stupid funny. Mostly just funking odd. Which, strangely, is working for me.<\/p>\n

Gods in hell, I’d never buy that song though.<\/p>\n

“‘Nextwave’ speaks to the spastic six-year old within each of us. The message is: “BOOOM!” <\/a>”<\/p>\n

[…]<\/p>\n

\"nextwave01_12-finfanBOOM.jpg\"<\/a>1. “‘NEXTWAVE’ is the most unique super hero comic on the market.
\n2. “‘NEXTWAVE’ is printed with mother’s milk.
\n3. “‘NEXTWAVE’ will make you fall in love with Warren Ellis (you remember what love is, RIGHT?).
\n4. “‘NEXTWAVE’ is the funniest comic book ever (take that, Dark Knight Strikes Again!)
\n5. “‘NEXTWAVE’ proves that Stuart Immonen made a pact with the devil to make him the most versatile artist in the world.
\n6. “‘NEXTWAVE’ contains subliminal messages that will increase your IQ and lower your cholesterol.
\n7. “‘NEXTWAVE’ gloriously brings four lower tier characters back up into the upper tier while creating a few hilarious new characters.
\n8. “‘NEXTWAVE’ knows where you live. Don’t piss it off.” <\/div>\n

Marvel’s going into sell-overload<\/a> over Ellis’ Nextwave book, starting this month<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Come to think on it, I’ve been advertising for them <\/a>pretty steady, too. For damn free<\/u>.<\/p>\n

Hey, Marvel. Share that wealth, man!<\/p>\n

(via cbr<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The fuck? LISTEN: Nextwave theme song It’s on their Thunder Thighs myspace page, too. That’s kinda funny. Stupid funny. Mostly just funking odd. Which, strangely, is working for me. Gods in hell, I’d never buy that song though. “‘Nextwave’ speaks to the spastic six-year old within each of us. The message is: “BOOOM!” ” […] […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,32,60],"tags":[746,748,747],"class_list":["post-3969","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comics","category-marketing","category-music","tag-nextwave","tag-stuart-immonen","tag-warren-ellis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3969","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3969"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3969\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3969"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3969"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3969"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}