{"id":3956,"date":"2006-01-04T02:41:39","date_gmt":"2006-01-04T02:41:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/blog\/?p=3956"},"modified":"2010-01-08T20:04:25","modified_gmt":"2010-01-09T02:04:25","slug":"it-would-sell-like-hot-cakes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2006\/01\/it-would-sell-like-hot-cakes\/","title":{"rendered":"It would sell like hot cakes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/01\/ladypartsmuppet.gif\" alt=\"\" title=\"ladypartsmuppet\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9430\" \/><br \/>old-school virtual reality<\/div>\n<p>Found somewhere in the bowels of myspace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>old-school virtual reality Found somewhere in the bowels of myspace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[62],"tags":[1303,258,12],"class_list":["post-3956","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-avatars","tag-animated-gif","tag-muppets","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3956","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3956"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3956\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9431,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3956\/revisions\/9431"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3956"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3956"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3956"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}