{"id":3759,"date":"2005-10-20T02:16:19","date_gmt":"2005-10-20T02:16:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/blog\/?p=3759"},"modified":"2005-10-20T02:16:19","modified_gmt":"2005-10-20T02:16:19","slug":"who-wears-short-shorts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2005\/10\/who-wears-short-shorts\/","title":{"rendered":"Who wears short shorts?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mollycrabapple.com\/store.html\" class=\"external\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"hotpants.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/images\/hotpants.jpg\" width=\"263\" height=\"351\" border=\"0\"\/><br \/>cranapple bum<\/a><\/div>\n<p>I know nothing of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mollycrabapple.com\/store.html\" class=\"external external_icon\">Molly<\/a> or what else she&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mollycrabapple.com\/store.html\" class=\"external external_icon\">selling<\/a> but I&#8217;m definitely <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mollycrabapple.com\/store.html\" class=\"external external_icon\">buying<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.warrenellis.com\/?p=1348\" class=\"external external_icon\">warren ellis<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>cranapple bum I know nothing of Molly or what else she&#8217;s selling but I&#8217;m definitely buying. (via warren ellis)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[12],"class_list":["post-3759","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marketing","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3759","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3759"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3759\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}