{"id":3558,"date":"2005-08-25T20:08:26","date_gmt":"2005-08-25T20:08:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/blog\/?p=3558"},"modified":"2005-08-25T20:08:26","modified_gmt":"2005-08-25T20:08:26","slug":"kiss-my-gloriously-golden-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2005\/08\/kiss-my-gloriously-golden-ass\/","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Gloriously Golden Ass!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A life-sized case mod version of Bender from Futurama. &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/mini-itx.com\/projects\/bender\/default.asp?page=3\" class=\"external external_icon\">His eyes glow and he says &#8220;Bite my shiny metal ass&#8221; on demand. He also has a terabyte of storage&#8230;<\/a>&#8221;<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/mini-itx.com\/projects\/bender\/default.asp?page=3\" class=\"external\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"bender0021L.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/images\/bender0021L.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" Border=\"0\"\/><br \/>keep it to yourself, pal!<\/a><\/div>\n<p>Imagine the kids that would pay good money to have this.  I know this kid would.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe we really should &#8220;Case mod the world&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2005\/08\/25\/bender_casemod_talks.html\" class=\"external external_icon\">boingboing<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A life-sized case mod version of Bender from Futurama. &#8220;His eyes glow and he says &#8220;Bite my shiny metal ass&#8221; on demand. He also has a terabyte of storage&#8230;&#8221; keep it to yourself, pal! Imagine the kids that would pay good money to have this. I know this kid would. Maybe we really should &#8220;Case [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[31],"class_list":["post-3558","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-culture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3558","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3558"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3558\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}