{"id":3240,"date":"2005-04-11T16:40:32","date_gmt":"2005-04-11T16:40:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/blog\/?p=3240"},"modified":"2005-04-11T16:40:32","modified_gmt":"2005-04-11T16:40:32","slug":"paranoia-swim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2005\/04\/paranoia-swim\/","title":{"rendered":"Paranoia Swim"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.asfdotcom.net\/download\/para.php\" class=\"external external_icon\">Paranoia Agent Original Intro<\/a>(due to debut on Adult Swim this summer) makes me want to snort coke at a golf tournament.<\/p>\n<p>Conversely.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.asfdotcom.net\/download\/para.php\" class=\"external external_icon\">The Ending<\/a> feels a Sunday morning inside a box full of puppies.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t wait to see that shit on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.adultswim.com\/shows\/index.html\" class=\"external external_icon\">The Swim<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Paranoia Agent Original Intro(due to debut on Adult Swim this summer) makes me want to snort coke at a golf tournament. Conversely. The Ending feels a Sunday morning inside a box full of puppies. I can&#8217;t wait to see that shit on The Swim.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[4927],"class_list":["post-3240","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-video","tag-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3240","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3240"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3240\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}