{"id":2959,"date":"2005-01-31T00:57:06","date_gmt":"2005-01-31T00:57:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/blog\/?p=2959"},"modified":"2005-01-31T00:57:06","modified_gmt":"2005-01-31T00:57:06","slug":"kicking-a-multitude-of-butt-with-a-walking-stick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2005\/01\/kicking-a-multitude-of-butt-with-a-walking-stick\/","title":{"rendered":"Kicking a Multitude of Butt with a Walking-Stick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You learned <a href=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/mt-archives\/004893.php\">how to fight one opponent<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>You will be the master when you can <a href=\"http:\/\/ejmas.com\/jnc\/jncart_barton-wright_0400.htm\" class=\"external external_icon\">take down the unwashed masses with your dapper cane<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ejmas.com\/jnc\/jncart_barton-wright_0400.htm\" class=\"external\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"walking stickfighting.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/images\/walking stickfighting.jpg\" width=\"349\" height=\"134\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2005\/01\/29\/howto_kick_even_more.html\" class=\"external external_icon\">boingboing<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You learned how to fight one opponent. You will be the master when you can take down the unwashed masses with your dapper cane. (via boingboing)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[45],"class_list":["post-2959","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-martial-arts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2959","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2959"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2959\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2959"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2959"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2959"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}