What… I just don’t… Ah hell. I can’t even fake surprise:<\/p>\n
The short of it:<\/p>\n
\nA decision issued yesterday by the 11th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals says Alabama doesn’t have to lift its silly, arcane 1998 law banning the sale of sex toys. The Constitution does not include a right to sexual privacy<\/b>, the panel of three judges ruled. Many Americans would disagree, including this one. To paraphrase Andrew Orlowski’s brilliant quip about the INDUCE Act<\/a>, under this law one could stroll down Alabama’s southern streets selling semiautomatic rifles and dildos, and be arrested for the dildos.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
The officialness<\/a>:<\/p>\n
In this case, the American Civil Liberties Union (“ACLU”) invites us to add a new right to the current catalogue of fundamental rights under the Constitution: a right to sexual privacy. It further asks us to declare Alabama’s statute prohibiting the sale of “sex toys” to be an impermissible burden on this right. Alabama responds that the statute exercises a time-honored use of state police power — restricting the sale of sex. We are compelled to agree with Alabama and must decline the ACLU’s invitation. (…) Alabama’s Anti-Obscenity Enforcement Act prohibits, among other things, the commercial distribution of “any device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs for any thing of pecuniary value.”\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Alabama state gun laws in PDF.<\/a><\/p>\n
The decision in PDF.<\/a><\/p>\n
More on the story<\/a><\/p>\n
Boingboing<\/a> is inviting massive civil disobedience. They say that FreeTheAlabamaVibrator.com is still open. Someone else has to buy it cause I don’t have the funds.<\/p>\n
Wish I did.<\/p>\n
One last bit. This noise came down on National Orgasm Week<\/a>.<\/p>\n
Fcuk this state to hell and back.<\/p>\n
Fleshbot <\/a>fills out more news on this bass ackward law.<\/p>\n
They’re also offering rewards:<\/p>\n
\nTo hammer away at this ridiculous law and show our support to the horny souls of the Yellowhammer State, we’re offering three $50 gift certificates from Eros Boutique <\/a>to the three readers who come up with the best sex-toy related protest items, either by way of a vibemod prototype or Photoshopped creation. Confederate Flag Ticklers? Birmingham Ben-Wa Balls? Crimson Tide Cock Rings? Send your ideas and photos here<\/a>.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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