{"id":2182,"date":"2004-07-22T09:59:46","date_gmt":"2004-07-22T09:59:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/blog\/?p=2182"},"modified":"2004-07-22T09:59:46","modified_gmt":"2004-07-22T09:59:46","slug":"i-want-olympic-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2004\/07\/i-want-olympic-sex\/","title":{"rendered":"I want OLYMPIC SEX"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They should hold medal ceremonies for this event:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.scotsman.com\/features.cfm?id=814602004\" class=\"external external_icon\">The Scotsman&#8217;s Paul Hochman exposes the sexual hothouse of the modern Olympic village<\/a>, &#8220;a wonderland of hormones, glycogen and dance mixes&#8221; filled with firm young bodies, hard-partying Australians, and fast-emptying condom machines: &#8220;When you have 10,000 people walking around who are amped up on their own glycogen you can almost see the sparks flying off their skin.&#8221;\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I shoulda been a goddamn athlete.  Is it too late? Can i go back in time and become a snowboarder or sprinter?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n&#8230;the French. &#8220;They are by far the most promiscuous,&#8221; says Thys, &#8220;but only with each other. I?m not sure if that?s because they wouldn?t sleep with anybody else, or because nobody else would sleep with them.&#8221;\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Had to drop a French joke in there.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fleshbot.com\/archives\/olympic-sex-017934.php\" class=\"external external_icon\">fleshbot<\/a>ted<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They should hold medal ceremonies for this event: The Scotsman&#8217;s Paul Hochman exposes the sexual hothouse of the modern Olympic village, &#8220;a wonderland of hormones, glycogen and dance mixes&#8221; filled with firm young bodies, hard-partying Australians, and fast-emptying condom machines: &#8220;When you have 10,000 people walking around who are amped up on their own glycogen [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[12],"class_list":["post-2182","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2182","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2182"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2182\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}