{"id":1583,"date":"2004-03-25T16:18:02","date_gmt":"2004-03-25T16:18:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/blog\/?p=1583"},"modified":"2004-03-25T16:18:02","modified_gmt":"2004-03-25T16:18:02","slug":"immortality-in-plastic-covered-magnets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2004\/03\/immortality-in-plastic-covered-magnets\/","title":{"rendered":"Immortality in plastic covered magnets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Edison had the electric light.  Tesla had the radio.  Einstein had E=MC<super>2<\/super>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/dictionary.reference.com\/search?q=methuselah\" class=\"external external_icon\">Methuselah<\/a>, move over. <a href=\"http:\/\/dictionary.reference.com\/search?q=lazarus\" class=\"external external_icon\">Lazarus<\/a>, look out!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.alexchiu.com\/\" class=\"external external_icon\">Alex Chiu<\/a> has&#8230;(pause for dramatic effect) IMMORTALITY BANDS!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.alexchiu.com\/eternallife\/plfoot1.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right, for just $44 you too can live forever.  All you need to do is wear fucking plastic magnets on your hands and toes.<\/p>\n<p>Found by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sevendaggers.com\/\" class=\"external external_icon\">7d<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Edison had the electric light. Tesla had the radio. Einstein had E=MC2. Methuselah, move over. Lazarus, look out! Alex Chiu has&#8230;(pause for dramatic effect) IMMORTALITY BANDS! That&#8217;s right, for just $44 you too can live forever. All you need to do is wear fucking plastic magnets on your hands and toes. Found by 7d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[11,4934],"class_list":["post-1583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tesla","tag-funny","tag-tesla"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1583"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1583\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}