{"id":15706,"date":"2011-03-02T08:00:18","date_gmt":"2011-03-02T14:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/?p=15706"},"modified":"2011-03-02T03:16:07","modified_gmt":"2011-03-02T09:16:07","slug":"good-morning-tiger-blooded-winning-warlocks-charlie-sheen-had-some-words-for-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2011\/03\/good-morning-tiger-blooded-winning-warlocks-charlie-sheen-had-some-words-for-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Good Morning, Tiger Blooded Winning Warlocks. Charlie Sheen had Some Words for You"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"\"
click for more of The Wedge<\/a> <\/div>\n

Charlie Sheen has done his best to capture all the attention from the true world changing events of late. We did our best to ignore his noise. And our avoidance success rate was pretty high until some Internet engineer drew up this single serving site: http:\/\/www.livethesheendream.com\/<\/a><\/p>\n

A few choice Twitter snarks and a LATimes Charlie Sheen Dictionary<\/a> post later and we were wrapped up in the uninspired downward cycle of yet another celebrity falling, falling, falling to the ground where the rest of us morlocks have to live every day. And what a delicious feast the MaSheen is providing our recession-addled brains.<\/p>\n

Quickly, check out the rest of what we lazily gathered on The Warlock’s relapse of drug-fueled inanity below the cut before the MaSheen returns to irrelevancy. <\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

@Tamarlovesu<\/strong> suggested an angle that only time will tell if it’s true.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/div>\n

@Richl1<\/strong>‘s explanation should be cut into a movie using existing footage of his current tirade. We’re turning to you for this, Internet.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/div>\n

@Steppinlazer<\/strong> sussed out a new front for more thoughts from The Wedge(see: @charliesheen<\/a>) We were sure as pigeons that this was a joke account. We were sure until the verified seal popped up next to his name. <\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a> <\/div>\n

The following excerpts are from LA Times effort to create a Charlie Sheen-to-English dictionary<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Charlie Sheen<\/strong><\/p>\n

Definition: The name of whatever Sheen\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s on.<\/p>\n

Usage: “I am on a drug, it’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”<\/p>\n

Winning<\/strong><\/p>\n

Definition: The end goal of Charlie Sheen\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s life philosophy.<\/p>\n

Usage: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153The only thing I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m addicted to right now is winning,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Just winning every second,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Winning, anyone?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Duh, winning!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n

Pronunciation: Quoth Sheen, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153It rhymes with winning.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n

Tiger blood<\/strong><\/p>\n

Definition: What runs through Sheen\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s veins, making him all-powerful.<\/a><\/p>\n

Usage: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153AA was written for normal people. People that don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153[I survived drug addiction] because I’m me. I’m different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d <\/p>\n

Boom<\/strong><\/p>\n

Definition: An exclamation used to signify the end of a mind-blowing statement.<\/p>\n

Usage: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the whole movie. That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s life.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153[My ex-wife Denise Richards] shows up looking the way she does. \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Wow! Everybody\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s winning. Boom!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153White gold? Boom!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d (Synonyms: Bang.)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Bringing up the rear of this hit parade are New Yorker cartoons enhanced by the words of Sheen. And by “enhanced” we mean “made funny.” Run to Buzzfeed<\/a> for the rest of this iceberg.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a> <\/div>\n
\"\"<\/a> <\/div>\n

via latimes<\/a>, buzzfeed<\/a>, and the Great and Powerful Twitter. Pay no attention to those men behind the servers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

click for more of The Wedge Charlie Sheen has done his best to capture all the attention from the true world changing events of late. We did our best to ignore his noise. And our avoidance success rate was pretty high until some Internet engineer drew up this single serving site: http:\/\/www.livethesheendream.com\/ A few choice […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,34,75,47,158],"tags":[1759,1514,3954,3957,2443,529,2838,2194,3955,475,4953,3956],"class_list":["post-15706","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comics","category-grammar","category-intertube-madness","category-interviews","category-twitter","tag-boom","tag-celebrity-breakdown","tag-charlie-sheen","tag-dictionary","tag-good-morning","tag-internet-meme","tag-memetic-mutation","tag-thank-you-internet","tag-the-masheen","tag-tweet-find","tag-twitter","tag-winning"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15706","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15706"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15706\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15717,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15706\/revisions\/15717"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15706"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15706"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15706"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}