{"id":15472,"date":"2011-02-01T22:00:32","date_gmt":"2011-02-02T04:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/?p=15472"},"modified":"2011-02-01T04:38:02","modified_gmt":"2011-02-01T10:38:02","slug":"sleep-well-internet-your-tv-is-not-watching-you-slumber","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2011\/02\/sleep-well-internet-your-tv-is-not-watching-you-slumber\/","title":{"rendered":"Sleep Well, Internet. Your TV is Not Watching You Slumber&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;or is it?<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/nickholmes.tumblr.com\/post\/2939374591\/cant-sleep-this-wont-help-thanks\" class=\"external\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/fEJPc5.gif\" alt=\"\" title=\"We control the right eye.\" width=\"500\" height=\"400\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-15473\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/fEJPc5.gif 500w, https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/fEJPc5-300x240.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a> <\/div>\n<p>via <a href=\"http:\/\/nickholmes.tumblr.com\/post\/2939374591\/cant-sleep-this-wont-help-thanks\" class=\"external external_icon\">nick holmes<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;or is it? via nick holmes<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[947,75,691],"tags":[1303,1031,3517,3874,2870,2194],"class_list":["post-15472","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animation-art","category-intertube-madness","category-lol-intertube-madness","tag-animated-gif","tag-creepy","tag-good-night","tag-nap-disturber","tag-sleep-well","tag-thank-you-internet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15472","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15472"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15472\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15474,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15472\/revisions\/15474"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15472"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15472"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15472"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}