{"id":15087,"date":"2011-01-14T11:00:57","date_gmt":"2011-01-14T17:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/?p=15087"},"modified":"2011-01-13T15:01:20","modified_gmt":"2011-01-13T21:01:20","slug":"thank-you-internet-why-did-you-buy-me-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2011\/01\/thank-you-internet-why-did-you-buy-me-that\/","title":{"rendered":"Thank You, Internet: Why Did You Buy Me That?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>About a decade ago a friend gave us a mouse pad. <\/p>\n<p>On that mouse pad was a painting of those infamous <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=dogs+playing+poker&#038;ie=utf-8&#038;oe=utf-8&#038;aq=t&#038;rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&#038;client=firefox-a\" class=\"external external_icon\">dogs playing poker<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>We would feature and submit that gift to this worthwhile site but we&#8217;re not sure where exactly we buried the thing<\/p>\n<p><strong>Official site:<\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whydidyoubuymethat.com\" class=\"external external_icon\">http:\/\/whydidyoubuymethat.com<\/a><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"> <a href=\"http:\/\/whydidyoubuymethat.com\/post\/2713542444\/the-most-wtf-vacation-gift-of-all-time\" class=\"external\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/grassskirtpenis.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"What-just what are you trying to say, Grandma?\" width=\"600\" height=\"507\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-15088\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/grassskirtpenis.png 600w, https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/grassskirtpenis-300x253.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>via <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/steppinlazer\/statuses\/25589258718810113\" class=\"external external_icon\">@steppinlazer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>About a decade ago a friend gave us a mouse pad. On that mouse pad was a painting of those infamous dogs playing poker. We would feature and submit that gift to this worthwhile site but we&#8217;re not sure where exactly we buried the thing Official site: http:\/\/whydidyoubuymethat.com via @steppinlazer<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[75,691],"tags":[30,3640,3752,3751,2194,2830,3750],"class_list":["post-15087","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-intertube-madness","category-lol-intertube-madness","tag-blogged","tag-gifts","tag-penis","tag-shame","tag-thank-you-internet","tag-tumblr-alert","tag-why-did-you-buy-me-that"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15087","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15087"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15087\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15091,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15087\/revisions\/15091"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15087"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15087"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15087"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}