{"id":15081,"date":"2011-01-14T10:00:55","date_gmt":"2011-01-14T16:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/?p=15081"},"modified":"2011-01-13T14:50:37","modified_gmt":"2011-01-13T20:50:37","slug":"thats-interesting-internet-pussy-natural-energy-drink","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2011\/01\/thats-interesting-internet-pussy-natural-energy-drink\/","title":{"rendered":"That&#8217;s Interesting, Internet: Pussy Natural Energy Drink"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Friday. Let&#8217;s open the zoo.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re not sure what&#8217;s more bold:<strong> 1)<\/strong> calling your energy drink &#8220;Pussy.&#8221; <strong>2)<\/strong> Using Oscar Wilde quotes to promote Pussy on your splash page.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Official site:<\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.pussydrinks.com\" class=\"external external_icon\">http:\/\/www.pussydrinks.com<\/a><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pussydrinks.com\" class=\"external\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/pussyenergy1.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"It shocks and demands attention\" width=\"600\" height=\"333\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-15084\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/pussyenergy1.png 600w, https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/pussyenergy1-300x166.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Friday. Let&#8217;s open the zoo. We&#8217;re not sure what&#8217;s more bold: 1) calling your energy drink &#8220;Pussy.&#8221; 2) Using Oscar Wilde quotes to promote Pussy on your splash page. Official site: http:\/\/www.pussydrinks.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[608,75],"tags":[2152,3748,3749,2322],"class_list":["post-15081","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-intertube-madness","tag-lets-have-a-drink","tag-oscar-wilde","tag-pussy-energy-drink","tag-thats-interesting-internet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15081","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15081"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15081\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15086,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15081\/revisions\/15086"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15081"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15081"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15081"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}