{"id":14602,"date":"2010-11-18T15:18:35","date_gmt":"2010-11-18T21:18:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/?p=14602"},"modified":"2010-11-18T06:59:48","modified_gmt":"2010-11-18T12:59:48","slug":"today-in-star-wars-talk-to-your-kids-psa-stay-jar-jar-binks-free-for-as-long-as-possible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2010\/11\/today-in-star-wars-talk-to-your-kids-psa-stay-jar-jar-binks-free-for-as-long-as-possible\/","title":{"rendered":"Today in Star Wars: Talk to Your Kids PSA. Stay Jar Jar Binks-Free for as Long as Possible."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Words to the wise, faithful reader. Words to live by.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"> <object width=\"600\" height=\"475\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/pCjMGOvMghY?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;color2=0xfebd01\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/pCjMGOvMghY?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;color2=0xfebd01\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"600\" height=\"475\"><\/embed><\/object><\/div>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Han Solo shot first. I don&#8217;t want my son growing up in a world where we believe Greedo shot first.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Whatever it takes to get this idea that Jar Jar Binks is cool out of my son&#8217;s mind, I will do it. If it means dressing up as Binks and scaring him in the night, I will do that.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/st3f4n\/4109940538\/\" title=\"Can you read this, Luke Skywalker? by St\u00c3\u00a9fan, on Flickr\" class=\"external\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2614\/4109940538_55c7d965d1.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" alt=\"Can you read this, Luke Skywalker?\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>via <a href=\"http:\/\/empirestrikesbama.com\/main\/\" class=\"external external_icon\">Huntsville Stromtroopers<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.asylum.com\/2010\/11\/17\/psa-talking-to-your-kids-about-star-wars\/\" class=\"external external_icon\">Asylum<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Words to the wise, faithful reader. Words to live by. &#8220;Han Solo shot first. I don&#8217;t want my son growing up in a world where we believe Greedo shot first.&#8221; Whatever it takes to get this idea that Jar Jar Binks is cool out of my son&#8217;s mind, I will do it. If it means [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,75,691],"tags":[3598,3311,3599,3318,2502,2879,3597,36,2249],"class_list":["post-14602","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alabama","category-intertube-madness","category-lol-intertube-madness","tag-asylum","tag-everything-is-better-with-star-wars","tag-fatherhood","tag-for-kids-of-all-ages","tag-for-the-kids","tag-funny-haha","tag-psa","tag-quotables","tag-today-in-star-wars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14602","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14602"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14602\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14605,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14602\/revisions\/14605"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14602"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14602"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14602"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}