{"id":13566,"date":"2010-09-07T14:17:47","date_gmt":"2010-09-07T20:17:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/?p=13566"},"modified":"2010-09-07T14:17:47","modified_gmt":"2010-09-07T20:17:47","slug":"today-in-star-wars-mattstaggs-investigates-tie-fighter-and-why-youll-never-play-it-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2010\/09\/today-in-star-wars-mattstaggs-investigates-tie-fighter-and-why-youll-never-play-it-again\/","title":{"rendered":"Today in Star Wars: @MattStaggs Investigates TIE Fighter and Why You&#8217;ll Never Play It Again"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"> <a href=\"http:\/\/suvudu.com\/2010\/09\/star-wars-tie-fighter-the-best-game-youll-never-play-again.html\" class=\"external\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/tie-fighter.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Rebel scum!\" width=\"550\" height=\"363\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13568\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/tie-fighter.jpg 550w, https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/tie-fighter-300x197.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<blockquote><p>I loved everything about the TIE fighter: the whine of the twin ion engines and the BLAT BLAT BLAT of its weaponry, the cool pilot\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s uniform and the very design aesthetic of the craft itself \u00e2\u20ac\u201c not a thought toward air resistance (obviously useless in space) or even a perfunctory nod toward resembling anything organic. While piloting the fighters was a blast, <a href=\"http:\/\/suvudu.com\/2010\/09\/star-wars-tie-fighter-the-best-game-youll-never-play-again.html\" class=\"external external_icon\"><em>TIE Fighter <\/em>was no mere simulation:<\/a> &#8211;Matt Staggs <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Sadly, we never had a chance to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=zooQz_nh1_s\" class=\"external external_icon\">play <em>TIE Fighter<\/em><\/a>. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=3FTmPTip0lI\" class=\"external external_icon\">X-Wing <\/a>was our<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=VWghOA692w0\" class=\"external external_icon\"> game of choice<\/a>. It was also the only game our college friends had on their personal computing device.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/suvudu.com\/2010\/09\/star-wars-tie-fighter-the-best-game-youll-never-play-again.html\" class=\"external external_icon\">Read SUVUDU<\/a> for <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mattstaggs\" class=\"external external_icon\">Staggs<\/a>&#8216; full memory lane.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"> <object width=\"550\" height=\"437\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/puvD_FDS_jE?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;color2=0xfebd01\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/puvD_FDS_jE?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;color2=0xfebd01\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"550\" height=\"437\"><\/embed><\/object><\/div>\n<p>And besides, the Empire are the bad guys. The Big Bad. The Black Hats. Who would ever want to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2010\/09\/02\/arts\/television\/02medal.html\" class=\"external external_icon\">play the villains in a game<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>via <a href=\"http:\/\/suvudu.com\/2010\/09\/star-wars-tie-fighter-the-best-game-youll-never-play-again.html\" class=\"external external_icon\">suvudu<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I loved everything about the TIE fighter: the whine of the twin ion engines and the BLAT BLAT BLAT of its weaponry, the cool pilot\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s uniform and the very design aesthetic of the craft itself \u00e2\u20ac\u201c not a thought toward air resistance (obviously useless in space) or even a perfunctory nod toward resembling anything organic. 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